If you could do anything to somebodys house that u hate what would u do?

Answer 1

I would do nothing at all. If I saw someone doing them harm I would do what I could to stop them. ( and I'm not even a good person)

Answer 2

Nail the doors shut from the inside.
Switch all the kitchen drawer contents with that of the dressers.
Take the paper labels off of all the canned goods.
Put sand in the bed and short-sheet it.
Cover every doorhandle with Crisco.
Put Saran wrap over the toilet bowls.
Soap all the windows.
Blow leaves into the living room.
Steal all the floor and window and door trim with a prybar.
Place every conflicting political campaigne sign I could steal in the yard.
And finally have a slip and fall while I was doing all this and sue them.

That's a bit drastic, though, I guess. I don't really actively hate anyone and even if I did I would never f*ck with their property.

Answer 3

Cut a line from a sewage pipe and cross it into their water pipes
Release a buttload of cockroaches into their kitchen
Paint why I hated them on the front of their house (i.e., "Liar" or "Thief")

Answer 4

Put them on every possible mailing list you can think of. Magazines, catalogs. Look on the net for free catalogs, and subscribe them to every single one of the. A MAJOR pain in the ***.

Answer 5

I would get a bajillon forks, and then plant them ALL ( and i mean ALL) over the yard.

Answer 6

I would walk right by it, like I have good sense. You don't mess with people's property, no matter what.

Answer 7

Get it repossessed by the government.

Answer 8

nothing...

Answer 9

dunno