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It's not really whiskey. It's melted and fermented government cheese.

2007-02-27 13:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it is not the whiskey, it's the side flask you carry it in that reeks. I am telling you, stay away from poor folks, lay down with dogs, get up with fleas!

Of course, poor folks are usually more decent and honest, but NEVER MIND THAT! Get yourself a rich, botoxed, lipoed skeleton of a woman, and drink some fine hootch out of the finest crystal. You'll be miserable with this crackle finish Barbie, but you'll be drunk on the best, so who cares.

2007-02-28 04:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

You get free whiskey and cheese from the govt and complain about it? Ungrateful.

2007-02-27 20:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Baw 7 · 1 0

Why does my gov. cheese smell like whiskey.?

2007-02-27 20:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by Mother 6 · 1 0

Gov'mt cheese is the best!

2007-02-27 20:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0 0

Stop passing the bottle to Willard Scott. All of his backwash has a thimble full of vomit and bile in it.

2007-02-28 11:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cause you're a stingy intoxicated booze hound. Have a nice life!

2007-02-27 20:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by mspicer0005 2 · 0 0

Can't tell you. Blame it on George Bush.

2007-02-27 20:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by m-to-the-p 3 · 0 0

those dirty rats upstairs in the big office can't trust them to do anything right these days

2007-02-27 20:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0 0

you said it

2007-02-27 20:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0 0

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