not a way to surprise, but the actual surprise!
2007-02-27 11:31:32 · 11 answers · asked by Jessica B 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
...Slowly unbutton her blouse while giving me that "steamy" look. Talk about something that makes me melt!!!
2007-02-27 11:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Make cupcakes on a Monday! It's all about the little things in life that surprise me the most.
And for all of you out there saying something about sex, Good Luck.
2007-02-27 19:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by choiceav 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wake up to her slobbing my knob and she just bought me a new 2007 ford shelby and she has a check for $1mil which must be cashed by me so then i'll dump her *** for Vanessa Williams (the most buetiful girl in the world)
2007-02-27 19:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by youngBERT 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
staying quiet for 5 minutes would surprise me
2007-02-27 19:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by MCSE 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Empty the house and take the kids and leave, it hurts at first but then we sometimes find out how much better off we are.
Just kidding, bad day me.
2007-02-27 19:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go a whole day without:
Saying OMG:that would be my granddaughter.
Complaining about something this would be my daughter
Worrying about my socks on the floor this would be my wife.
2007-02-27 19:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jim R 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well, I'm a chick, but my bf tells me he LOVES it when I show up on his door unannounced in the Catholic schoolgirl outfit
2007-02-27 19:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
jump your bones while you are asleep
2007-02-27 19:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by PrettyEskimo 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tell me that she would nvr leave me.
2007-02-27 19:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by jbgoldengun 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Are you single?
If so e-mail me PLEASE!!!
2007-02-27 19:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by Renegade Of This Time and Age! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋