I WANT TO LAUGH AND IT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY SINCE IM HAVING A BAD DAY TELL A JOKE OR SOMETHING
2007-02-27 11:04:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok, heres one. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. (not necessarily you)
2007-02-27 11:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
TRUE STORY OF THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
Last week, i was smoking a cigarette, when the phone rang. I answered it, and a few seconds later, I heard my hair sizzling!!! I burned my hair, and it was really noticeable, so when I got home, I decided to cut it myself (mostly because I was too embarrassed to go to my hairdresser and explain what happened, being that I could have answered the phone with the other hand) Well, I now have the worst haircut of my life, and I'm even more embarrassed then before. Hope you get a smile from my bad day.
2007-02-27 19:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by Kathryn R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay..I just heard this one today..and I know blonde jokes are kinda dumb and overrated..but I thought this one was funny..so here goes!
There was a blonde police officer who pulled a lady over for speeding. Once stopped, the officer approached the lady's vehicle and asked for her ID. The lady pulled out a mirror and handed it to the officer. The officer then said "I'm sorry, Ma'am. If I had known you were a police, I wouldn't have pulled you over..have a good day!"
Haha..Cheer up! :]
2007-02-27 19:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day a women walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself. She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fart! She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she askes him "How much is this car" He replies back "Miss, If you farted just by touching the leather you're going to s**t yourself when u hear the price!" .......lol
2007-02-28 01:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by you-who 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to
http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~lbarats/
and watch their videos.....You will Laugh your happy little A*S*S* off! I love those guys!
2007-02-27 19:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by CherBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
Joke or something
2007-02-27 19:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋