im afraid. i masturbated and c u m in my mouth. i swallowed it. now i have been getting fatter im a boy. could i be pregnant? another question is if c u m in my mouth on the 22nd of feb. is there anyway it could survive assuming i only brushed my teeth once. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY
2007-02-27 10:49:48 · 27 answers · asked by Guinea P 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
HAHAHAHAHA-YOU'RE NAME IS GUINEA PIG, YOU WILL BECOME 1ST PREGNANT MALE! Next time remember to brush your teeth more often and mouthwsh too, never can be too safe. ISN'T it good to ask your first question on Y A and no longer be a virgin.
2007-02-27 10:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by HarveyB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't do that in your mouth,and food and lack of exercise is making you fat,it will not survive for more than a couple of hours but you still need to brush your teeth,and as far as being pregnant
just ask someone on the little yellow bus when you get on it in the morning.The driver is required to know things like this.Good Luck!
2007-02-27 19:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by harleyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can be pregnant, this is very serious. I suggest you stick a plunger up your butt hole about 6 or 7 times to abort your love child. Next time dont swallow and you should be fine
2007-02-27 19:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by Gary L 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Guys can not get pregnant. You are fine. Trust me. You are not & can not get pregnant; even if you swallow your own c u m.
What you swallowed is LONG dead. Your mouth is fine by now. Seriously. Just relax & breathe deeply. It's okay.
2007-02-27 20:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. you ask for serious answers only but is this a serious question? It sounds like you're a little guilty/paranoid. First off it is humanly imppossible for a man to get pregnant. Second, sperm die after a couple of hours. So dude, brush your teeth, please. How old are you?
2007-02-28 13:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by B20Mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - you ARE probably PREGNANT.
You should go to the doctor and tell him - he will help you.
Tell your parents too.
You also need to brush your teeth more often - 2 times a day is about right.
2007-02-27 19:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you won't become pregnant, because the female has the egg and you are the sperm doner it just goes right back into your system. you need the egg to create a baby.
2007-02-27 19:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry. *** is just a harmless protein. The worst part of your problem is feeling guilty about any of it. Do what comes naturally, and enjoy it!!!
2007-02-27 19:02:34 · answer #8 · answered by Ob 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you get pregnant (man or woman hopefully a woman)by swallowing a load,i guess i have lied to a lot of woman(if you swallow it ya won,t get pregnant now shut up and suck it)
2007-02-27 19:35:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy no you ain't pregnant be fo real...and that probably wasn't no c u m in yo mouth it probably was spit...LOL....Oh yeah and brush your teeth....
2007-02-27 18:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋