the unicorns and elves are dancing on my roof again! i invited them in for tea and asked them polietly not too. it didn't work the tea make them hyper they stole my stereo and are now dancig again what do i do? my living rooms a mess!!!
2007-02-27 08:43:54 · 9 answers · asked by i hate undies! 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
You could take any of these options:
(1) take a bath and a deep breath, meditate and pray for Zeus that he'll move those unicorns and elves away; or
(2) take a cool, comforting bath, a deep breath and a sumptuous dinner (with tea but do not invite them) then wear soundproof earphones while you meditate and pray for Zeus that they take those unicorns and elves away; or
(3) take a cool, comforting bath and a deep breath, change into your best attire, go out and eat a sumptuous dinner then buy some soundproof roofs and windows and earphones (if you still don't have them) on your way home while you're at it, invite those unicorns and elves to dinner outside and leave them there (you have to meet up with the diner and tell him to add poison on their menus, too, just to be sure) while you fix your house and put some anti-unicorn and anti-elf spray in your household before the night comes and they return (if ever they still do); take three tablets of aspirin and some sleeping pills, forget about meditating and go to sleep; or
(4) take a deep breath, clean your living room and leave your house.
hope I'm helping. ^.^
2007-02-27 14:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by guramiii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way to kill a unicorn is to pull of its horn. Touching the horn by an unclean soul will cause the white horn to fall off and or turn black thus killing the unicorn. I strongly recommend not doing this because you will receive generations of bad luck. Instead only try to touch the horn thus scaring the unicorn away. The elves will leave as soon as the unicorn does due to the fact that there spirits are inter twingled by the great life force that connects the inner divine. I hope i have helped you and that you get rid of your problem.
2007-02-27 09:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Sam D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dance with them!
2007-02-27 09:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by bdjesse_klipper_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it sweet tea? I dont think they like unsweetned
2007-02-27 08:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by *G* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that happens to me all the time..if you call the cheif alien from the planet zoltar, he will come fix everything for you!!!
2007-02-27 08:51:56 · answer #5 · answered by sienna s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the fairies and giants to remove them.
2007-02-27 08:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go up there with a .35 magnum.
2007-02-27 08:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by bringmemorenives 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you ignore them, they will go away. They are doing it for attention.
2007-02-27 13:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by TiGeR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call their supervisor. If he doesn't do anything, kick the crap out of him.
2007-02-27 13:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋