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Righty then I'll buy us a drink over this proposition. If we ought to celebrate piracy we need a ship. I understand our ship will be Polls and Surveys, quite a beauty in its own right, plenty space for all you buccaneers. But it's not simply the pirate life you want, it's the glory, 'int it? If you insist on boarding my ship as a full-fledged crew mate, there be a few rules to consider. I won't give you hath even a few shillings weekly from share of my profits. You best not leave my side, ask me later why it's not a good idea. Mutiny will be off bounds, of course, unless you don't mind getting a spot wet and witnessing a most unsavory end. Keep 'em rules to memory, or you could write them down someplace. Next you will pillage and rob with me, understand? You get a share of that life as you desire. One more thing.....you have to promise to me never to tell the truth to anyone, not even yer crew mates. And with great stride and energy hath roam the seas, wonderful.

2007-02-27 08:18:12 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

we need a pirate wench, won't we? I understand Manatees are roaming the seas this season .....or of course we could settle for blatant flamboyance on board...but, ah nevermind let's get back to what we were doing, ah?

2007-02-27 08:21:20 · update #1

14 answers

im in

2007-02-27 08:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Oklahoma Economist 6 · 1 0

That's all just peachy Calico, but you mentioned something about a drink. I suppose that was a lie too eh?
FINE THEN, I'll just break open me own bloody bottle and take a swig from it then. YO HO YO HOOOOO.....
HOLD ON NOW, I gave me thumbs up to every pirate on this ship, and not a ONE of ye gimme a thumbs up back!!!! I think I know where ye all can stick those thumbs of yers then, right?
Bloody PIRATES!!!!!

2007-02-27 11:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 0 0

hehe- chuffed intertational communicate like a pirate day! ;) yet another humorous pirate humorous tale is the only with regard to the pirate who walked into the bar and had a steerage wheel linked to the front of his pants. the bartender asked why he had a wheel linked there, the pirate replied by utilising asserting "ARRRRGGGGHHH... this is a drivin' me nuts!" ;0)

2016-10-02 02:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gosh, I didn't know there were so many rules that went with being a pirate. I'll have to think about it before I totally commit.

2007-02-27 08:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by hot mama 5 · 1 1

I don't 'want' to be a pirate, I am one and now the truth has been revealed. Besides, who said you could be captain? Name your second and bring your weapon, we shall settle this at dawn tomorrow!

2007-02-27 08:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 1 0

Well I was going to answer your question because I love pirates but it was to long so I say forget it.

2007-02-27 08:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Ok, So I be sailing with Calico, good enough for me >.<

2007-02-27 08:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by NOT USING Y!A ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!! 5 · 1 0

hahahaahha i love pirates

2007-02-27 08:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by hairspray queen 5 · 1 0

I came when I saw your avatar. Sorry.

2007-02-27 08:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 0 1

I am such a sell out.

2007-02-27 08:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'll be your first mate.

2007-02-27 08:23:44 · answer #11 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0 1

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