2007-02-27 07:47:52 · 16 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Sports ➔ Hockey
Duh! I know that. It's a dumb question looking for creative & silly answers..... For example, I would trade him for Krusty the Clown (and I don't mean Alfredson). Krusty seems like a smart clown.
Don't be so up-tight.....lighten up.
2007-02-27 08:03:07 · update #1
How about trade Bettman for Don Cherry? Wouldn't really be that great of a trade but Cherry definitely knows hockey! And Cherry is not afraid to call it like he sees it!!
2007-02-27 11:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by lidstromnumber1fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brian Burke is my pick for Commish.
I always hated that Bettman game from basketball. Supposedly someone sent him a puck to put on his desk the first day and he spent the rest of the week trying to open it up.
He's just not a hockey guy and I think the league would be better with a guy that was smart but hockey centered.
2007-02-27 13:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since it was the NEW YORK RANGERS that signed everybody at ridiculous salaries leading to the situation Bettman is being blamed for, send him there in return for Jaromir Jagr -- a highly overpaid player.
2007-02-27 09:12:40 · answer #3 · answered by clueless_nerd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not so sure if its for who, as so much as what, a couple old nets to practice with would be good, or maybe a bag of pucks. I guess if there is anyone it should be Tom Cruise, he may not know hockey, but always draws media attention, and the ladies like him
2007-02-27 09:54:38 · answer #4 · answered by john27_17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would trade him to Molsons for a 6 pack but I doubt Molson would bite. They might consider giving 6 empties for him though!
If that doesnt work maybe we can get a box of donut holes from Tim Hortons for him!!!
2007-02-27 08:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by viphockey4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he could be traded for a broom and dust pan...........that way the next guy would have something to clean up Bettman's mess with
2007-02-27 09:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by mecabman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if this deal was to be made hockey fans EVERYWHERE would revolt.
Bettman for BUD SELIG and a baseball to be named later.
I know I would revolt at this disgusting act.
Hockey fans now quit griping Bettman is a GOOD commissioner and a helluva lot better than Moron Selig.
2007-02-27 10:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a monkey. a monkey could probably pick better places to expand too than Bettman can(Nashville, Phoenix,Tampa Bay?) maybe he should try the glowing puck again!
2007-02-27 13:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by Sixx 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you might be able to get Eugene from the WWE for him, but that's only if you throw in a first round draft pick.
2007-02-27 14:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trade him for a CANADIAN commissioner who'll take over his job. At least the new one will know how to get the job done.
2007-02-27 08:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by tyrone b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋