Can you give me?

Question

Give me an interesting bit of trivia that I may not already know, about any subject you wish. It must be true, and can not have anything to do with my mother. lol

Answer 1

The largest organ of the human body is the skin.

Answer 2

OK
Are you ready for this?

My postman (In America he would be called a 'mailman' - because Americans are very silly) has got a sister called Gloria.

All the guys call her Glorious Gloria because Gloria is a big girl.
No - I mean a really BIG girl.

Glorious Gloria works in a burger bar just outside London. (For all the Americans reading this - that's in a place called England) and the dustmen are really fed up with Gloria the Glorious because they never have anything to collect. Gloria eats all the leftovers, you see.

Like I said - Gloria is a BIG girl.

So, all the dustcarts in this area just outside of London (England) take all their loads to a landfill site. (For any Americans reading this - that's like a valley which they are filling up with rubbish and then when it's all full they go off and destroy another beautiful valley.

So, Glorious Gloria from Guildford (that's a town outside of London which is in a place called England) is becoming very well known and Guildford Council, who having run out of beautiful valleys, were considering dumping all the rubbish in the Atlantic Ocean which meant that in around 50 years people would be able to drive from England to America - or worse still - people could drive from America to England - at this point I must ask any Americans reading this - why don't you put the letter U in the word 'colour'? - anyway, back to the plot - when Polly Pisher who makes Plum Pie in Putney just inside of London in England had a great idea.

Why not get all the dustcarts to deliver to Gloria?
She could eat all the leftovers and heads of fish and stuff. Everything else could be recycled.

Everyone thought this was a great idea and gave Polly Pisher the Plum Pie maker from Putney a good old pat on the head.

Unfortunately, just two days later - before the first dustcart had started to unload, Glorious Gloria from Guildford exploded.

Before I continue, I need to know - is this story trivial enough for you? I mean, if it's too high class I can always tell you about Mad Mike the Manure Mucker . . . . maybe another time?

Well, as they w . . . . oh, excuse me - they've come for me - have to go now.

Bye bye.

Answer 3

hmmm:

Elephants have more than two hundred muscles in their trunk
Nicholas Cage is the nephew of Francis Ford Coppala
Cage's son is named Kal-el Coppala Cage
The first star of night is actually the planet Venus (usually)
Nobody though Bruce Willis would be successful action star
White chocolate is not, technically, a chocolate
Purple Jelly Bellies were made especially for President Reagan
Mark Hamil plays the Joker in Batman the animated series
Adrienne Barbeau played Catwoman
The middle 'star' of the sword on Orion's belt is actually a nebula where starts are being born
Yellowstone Park is an enormous dorman volcano that will be an extinction level event if it errupts

That'll get you started.

Answer 4

whale milk is 64% fat.

disco music does not my mice act homosexually

all of your organs, veins, arteries, ect. stretched out in a straight line would go about 62,000 miles. (that's twice around the world!)

marrying a blood relative is legal in Virginia.

Greenwich England is actually pronounced gren-itch.

j.k. Rowling's name was written like this when harry potter was first published because they didn't think that boys would want to buy a book written my a woman.

the: chocolate chip cookie, potato chip, and popsicle, were all mistakes.

ice cream vendors used to sell ice cream in little glass dishes but they were too expensive to use, so they took a very thin waffle and cooked it, creating the first waffle cone!

e.t. dolls were banned in London because of a law that no doll without a human head could be marketed.

the movie broke back mountain was banned in the Bahamas.

the world's largest hamburger weighs 123lbs. with and 80lb. burger, 30lb. bun, about 5 onions, 2 heads of lettuce, 12 tomatoes, and another 3 lbs. of ketchup, and mustard. it costs, $375 dollars, and all funds go to charities.

the song lets get it started in here, by the black eyed peas, was originally called lets get retarded in here.

Answer 5

An aardvark is too a mammal! And so are marsupials, for that matter.

I guess he's going off the fact that aardvarks don't have much hair, which supposedly makes them not mammals. But the real defining quality of a mammal is that it has mammaries and nurses its young.

Marsupials are mammals, too, just not placental mammals.

Answer 6

An Aardvark is neither mammal nor marsupial.

It is the only member of a unique group in it's own right.

Answer 7

the alligator snapping turtle produces a bite force of 2500 lbs,by far the greatest among all the animals,beating the sharks and other predators.

Answer 8

South Carolina Has a seismic rated zone for building codes.

Answer 9

I was just about to write that your mother's a twit before I finished reading your question.

Answer 10

South Florida is highest in HIV infected numbers through US population.