Ok, so here is the deal, I'm a nineteen year old who wants to become a stripper... im already sick of the the 9-5 thing... and i havve looked into it before but to no avail, im not built enough to work at chip n' dales, if anyone could offer up something it would be greatly ipprecaited... thanks...
2007-02-27 06:49:57 · 12 answers · asked by sinful_lust87 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Dancing
Number one: work out, build up your muscles.
Number two: learn how to swing your hips and follow a beat. It's not really dancing; it's more provacative movement.
Number three: have a nice looking face. It's not as important as the above though.
Below are two links. The first is advice from an expert. The second is for a DVD on male exotic dancing.
2007-02-27 07:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by mindshift 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gosh, if you are a mail, then maybe you need someone to put a stamp on it, not forgetting to lick it first. The stamp that is...
However, if you are a male, then you have another problem especially if you are not built for the job. Maybe perhaps you should look into working for the post office.
2007-02-27 06:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by rb_cubed 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A mail stripper? Try using a letter opener.
2007-02-27 06:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Captor of Sin 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Use a letter-opener. Learning to spell helps as well...
You sound as if you spend lots of time in front of the mirror?
Go forth and do it.
Paul
2007-02-27 07:00:11 · answer #4 · answered by cwoodsp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well one thing is for certain, strippers don't need to know how to spell. You definately fit into this category.
2007-02-27 06:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by cbay8882 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you go back to school and learn how to spell. It's male not mail.
2007-02-27 06:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by Answers are my sacrifice. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to wait until you get your body built up. No women are going to pay to see gilligan dance naked on a stage.
2007-02-27 06:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well, you have to send the mail first, preferably to a younger kid, age 6 or so, and then you wait for the kid to rip it open. that's the stripping part.
2007-02-27 12:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by would♥you♥like♥some♥champagne? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
suggestion is.......that just like women,,,,,it is gonna leave a mark and education will last....your body won't......really....plus, women don't really want to see male strippers....honestly...we don't.
2007-02-27 06:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hang around gay nightclubs; you might get an offer.
2007-02-27 06:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by wizjp 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋