2007-02-27 05:55:22 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lets tie him up,and fill his shoes up full of cement and thow him into a pond of piranhas ♥
2007-02-27 05:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't. No force in the world can match that of the Norris. If he wants you dead you might as well start saying your bye-byes.
Quick fact: did you know that Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the earth into yesterday. True fact
2007-02-27 05:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The real Chuck Norris?
2007-02-27 05:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by YAWN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not think there is anything that can counter the roundhouse kicks of Chuck Norris!
2007-02-27 05:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Block his roundhouse kick and follow it with a 10 hit combo to his stomach. Next, put him in a head lock and make him cry uncle.
2007-02-27 05:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by sleepy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't destroy Chuck Norris!!!
2007-02-27 05:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With an inside cresent kick!
2007-02-27 05:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweep the leg Johnny!
2007-02-27 05:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by Stuckart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first take his lower lip and pull it over his head, then take a tooth pick and jam it between his finger and finger nail, then kick him in his talliwhacker and push him down in the dirt
2007-02-27 05:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris has been exploited
he's really quite gentle
2007-02-27 05:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by Scream Your Secrets 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋