Has anyone read a tale of two cities?

Question

Hiii im supposed to have read this book, but ive been sick so i really havnt gotten around to it. Does anyone know the answer to these two questions.
- When was the bastille stormed? and why?
- What caused Dr.Manette's relapse?

pleaseee help me haha (=

Answer 1

I've read this classic, and yes, when I was in middle school.
I could tell you that it is a very worthwhile historical novel to read.
BUT - what would Dickens say if you'd ask him a question as yours?
I would wager he'd tell you that his particular interpretations of the French Revolution/Reign of Terror, is ESPECIALLY a treat to read while you are ill in bed.
I'd bet Charles D. must have been ill many times while writing any of his works . . so, would he appreciate your request for a SHORTCUT, as you desire?
I'd bet not!
Read the book.
Find out the answers for yourself!
I know the answers to these two questions, but why make it easy for you . . since - if you were able to get to your computer or laptop to ask for "pleaseee help . . . " - (have I included the number of e's you've provided as a plea, by the way? . . bit of digression, excuse me . . .
You can at least look up these questions through helpful websites, hey?
But I'd suggest you read the book in order to make the answers to your questions meaningful - and a little cohesiveness toward text, if not for your sake, for the Impressive efforts of Mr. D.
Its' really a terrific thing to read, not just for an assignment, but toward your own edification.
I wonder in these days and age . . "What's happened to the enjoyment of reading books???

And as a naive curiosity : what is the "ha-ha (=" mean?
I am such an anachronism, I do not even catch the modern day methods of satire or in this case is it sarcasm.
OOPS! I've gone too far with projection . . Sorry!

Answer 2

Do your own homework.

Being sick should have made it EASIER to read a book because you're stuck at home. No excuses. This is your EDUCATION, dawg!