Other than the usual e.g. Yada, yada,yada. I'm looking for a quote only a Seinmaniac would recognize.
2007-02-27 03:58:29 · 11 answers · asked by sugarshak 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
"Can I have one of those, Madam?"--Kramer to George, who just purchased a pair of ladies' glasses.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"--Kramer
"No bagel no bagel no bagel!"--Kramer outside of H&H bagel on the Festivus episode
"Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore."--Jerry's overly dramatic girlfriend
"I'm Nelson!"--Jerry
"Jimmy loves the Velvet Fog!"--Jimmy to Elaine
"Nice vest. I like the big, metal buttons."--Elaine
"They're snaps."--'Denim Vest'
"You know how to make the reservation....you just don't know how to hold the reservation. Anyone can take the reservations, but the whole point is to hold them."--Jerry to the car rental woman.
"I have a giant, freak head. I'm a walking candy apple!"--Elaine
"May I help you?"--George with a fake French accent pretending to work at the department store.
"And here I was, a grown man on the steps of the New York Public Library....getting a wedgie."--George
"At least it wasn't atomic."--Elaine (smirking)
"It was."--George, holding up elastic from briefs
Seinfeld is my favorite show EVER and although some of these quotes may not be verbatim, it's because I was trying to remember them. If anyone is a "Seinmaniac," it's definitely me :)
2007-02-27 13:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by sallytenn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was just watching a repeat lawst night and elaine said, "Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?" -not a very memorable quote but thought it was so great we've all thought this before we just never say it out loud, man gotta love that show!
2007-02-27 12:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by mss e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many to choose from.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Of course it's cashmere.
How do you eat it? With your hands??
It's a smart joke for smart people.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.
He's a Mimbo.
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to take back soup in a deli.
2007-02-27 12:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by Dinosaur Universe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serenity Now! (Arthur yells)
Jerry, stick a fork in me. I'm done (or something along those lines - Kramer says to Jerry)
Hello Newman (Jerry)
Maybe the Dingo ate your baby. (Elaine at a party)
Also, here is a link to a bunch of quotes:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0098904/quotes
2007-02-27 12:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by GingerGirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'and you want to be my latex salesman?' to george without pants, face down on the floor
'i've been using it as a paint thinner' to elaine about a bottle of hennigans (booze) in his cupboard
'by the way, they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR' figure it out
'it's the summer of george!' on unemployment
'what's the matter? are you afraid of clowns?' elaine's stalker boyfriend going to the opera (can't remember his name)
there are scores of these quips!!
2007-02-27 12:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by gonzo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerry: I don't wanna be a pirate
2007-02-27 12:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by themyth60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"NO SOUP FOR YOU" - or when elane reads the soups off and then she says something... i dont remember, but its GOOD. OH SHE SAYS - NEXT!!!!
2007-02-27 12:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by LIL JAY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the master of my domain!!! Classic!
2007-02-27 13:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by ♥jen♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mess you up!
2007-02-27 13:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'NO SOUP FOR YOU! COME BACK, ONE YEAR!'
2007-02-27 13:04:47 · answer #10 · answered by Drive Quick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋