I have a great sence of humor and dirty ones are ok too! I just really need a good laugh today!
2007-02-27 02:58:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
3 blonde's died and went to heaven, st peter told them if they could tell him what Easter is I will let you in heaven. So the first one said Easter is that holiday in ... November when you cook up a big turkey and invite everyone over to eat it.... No said st peter, that's thanksgiving. 2nd blond said Its the holiday in...December when a man in a red suit hands out presents to everyone....no said st peter that is Christmas, the 3rd blond said Easter is the holiday that Jesus died and they took him off the cross and put him in a grave and rolled a big rock in front of it, My gosh said st peter i didn't think you knew what Easter was, yes said the 3rd blond, and once a year they roll the stone away and if he comes out and see's his shadow we have six more weeks of winter
2007-02-27 03:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by jumpinjackdw 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry ZABU...my favorite joke includes a gesture and specific pronunciation and doesn't translate to the written form of communication. That...and it's not very PC.
2007-02-27 03:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by behrmark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
2007-02-27 04:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what happened to the fuzzy that lost his left side? he's alright now.( my son loves this joke he's 9)./ why do seagulls live near the sea ?because if they lived near the bay they would be called bagels./What is the difference between a cat and a comma ?one has the paws before the claws the other has the clause before the pause?/
2007-02-27 03:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
An elephant walks up to a camel and asks, "Hey, why do you have your boobs on your back?" The camel responds, "Hehe, that's pretty funny, coming from a f***** with a dick on his face!!"
Hope you liked!! lol
2007-02-27 04:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by but_it_was_funny_huh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know why lesbians cant go on a diet and wear makeup at the same time... They cant eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on there face... Hows that ?
2007-02-27 03:05:36 · answer #6 · answered by The Truth Handle It 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny. I know- it's bad, sorry lol
2007-02-27 03:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by gurlygirlhottie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do lesbians and politicians have in common?!? They dont do dick!
2007-02-27 03:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by ItalianPrincess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Homosexuality is a sin".... That's the best joke I've heard in a long time. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-27 03:13:06 · answer #9 · answered by FTW 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋