What is your favourite Lionel Hutz quote?
2007-02-27 02:51:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son".
Hutz: Hutz is the name Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
Homer: Ooh, classy.
2007-02-27 03:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.
2007-02-27 02:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
Homer: We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
Hutz: Three.
Homer: Two.
Hutz: OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.
Homer: Done!
Hutz: [proudly] Still got it.
2007-02-27 03:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favourite quote by Lionel Hutz is:
"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer."
2007-02-27 02:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clarence Darrow (maximum extensive-unfold criminal expert in background, defended John Scopes in evolution monkey trial) Johnnie Cochran (O.J Simpson's criminal expert) Abraham Lincoln Calvin Coolidge Robert Kennedy Ramsey Clark (criminal expert in Sadam Hussein trials) Fidel Castro Thomas Jefferson (wrote the announcement of indipendance William Jennings Bryan (opponent of darwinism interior the scopes monkey trial) i ought to in basic terms think of of 9... wish this helps!
2016-11-26 01:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.' Classic!
2007-02-27 03:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys"
2007-02-27 02:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋