2007-02-27 02:50:30 · 23 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I would put them in little swimsuits and have them do an elaborate synchronized swim routine at Sea World. It would be like something out of a 1930's Esther Williams movie.
2007-02-28 13:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it actually possible to train a whole troop of monkeys
2007-02-27 15:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by Charley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get them to Stand for Election as UK MP's... They would probably do a better job than the Monkey's we have just now.
2007-02-27 10:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Introduce them to another bunch of trained monkeys....The Labour Party......
2007-02-27 10:55:43 · answer #4 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give each one a red velvet waistcoat, a tiny fez and a small white car and get them to follow me round where ever I should go.
2007-02-27 10:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by FerreTrout 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strangle one of my collegues, and beat him with all the rubbish he keeps dumping on my desk, when it is his job!
Just had a chocolate biscuit, the psycopathic images are floating away for 10 mins.....
2007-02-27 10:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could easily get one of those, by simply kidnapping a bunch of folks from a peace march.
2007-02-27 10:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get them into the Government as soon as possible.
2007-02-27 11:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by solara 437 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get them jobs with Microsoft
2007-02-27 16:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put them in Government. They can only improve on the imbeciles that are there at the moment.
2007-02-27 11:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by ☞H.Potter☜ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋