2007-02-27 02:24:38 · 13 answers · asked by Mindrape 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Too late. She who smelt it delt it. And now we all know.
2007-02-27 05:14:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting/Burping in public. Everyone farts and burps. Generally what's suggested for farts is to hold it in until you can conveniently separate yourself from the group to gain some privacy and space. When you gain some distance, fart, and keep on walking away. Then turn around and return to your group. If you immediately return after farting, the smell will follow you due to the slipstream. Burping isn't as bad. If you're in public though, stifle it by closing your mouth when you burp and don't blow it out through your mouth.
2007-02-27 10:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by doc_jade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two choices: 1. Glare at the person next to you and make some
sort of disparaging remark, or 2. Put one of those "embarrassed
little grins" on your face, quietly state "excuse me" and truck on
out to the can.
2007-02-27 10:40:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try dressing like a lady. It's simple. And walk like a girl. Sway the hips. not the shoulders. k?
2007-02-27 10:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by amanda b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you rip one, sometimes you have to disquise it by ruffling papers, dropping books or magazines, anything that will muffle the sound. Sometimes when you have to pinch a loaf, I always say," I am going to introduce Mr. Thickdick to Mr. Urinal, I'll be rightback".
2007-02-27 12:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be coy, just get up and go. If anyone looks at you funny, tell them you have a medical condition which causes uncontrollable flatulence.
2007-02-27 10:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just be nonchalant and act like the person next to you did it.
2007-02-27 10:28:47 · answer #7 · answered by ladyeilwynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide in the green cloud it created.
2007-02-27 10:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Combat rolls and ninja like maneuvers always work for me.
2007-02-27 10:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
flush yourself down the toilet...when you spring out the other side ...hurry to your house and change your cloths
2007-02-27 10:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by Gonzo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋