ive been abducted?

Question

i woke up one morning in september and i felt so drowsey, almost like i had been drugged up on cold medicine or something. i went and showered before school. while i was showering, i felt small bumps along my upper right shoulder. it was like a little square of needles and punctured me there! i mean thee are about 12 little white dots forming a perfect square on my arm! how does that catch you? but it doesnt stop there. on my stomach, there are two scars, both above my belly button, that are exactly the same. there about 3 cm. across and paralell.so what do u think? was i abducted by aliens? i certinetly believe in them. ~Phoenix Sorceress~

Answer 1

the scars on your stomach are because they preformed a cesarian because they probably impregnated you with their alien offspring, the gestation must be really quick. Hopefully they send you a report on the results of your intensive anal probe, I hope you don't develop anal warts as a result...sometimes they don't clean the probes properly. GoodLuck

Answer 2

I am confused..your ID says Luke J, but you signed the question phoenix sorceress?...Were you out drinking? Did you leave your drink unattended at any time (ie could someone have slipped you a mickey or date rape drug?)

Answer 3

I'm glad to know that they have the Internet and Yahoo! Answers onboard the alien spacecraft.

Answer 4

i dont think that you were taken by aliens, but some pervet who druged you up and he probably stuck you with some type of needels that made you sleep for a while. i think that you should go see a doctor and ask them...they should know

Answer 5

read communion by whitley striber. He describes what he remembers from abductions. It may seem familiar or at least jog your memory. Besides it's a really good book.

Answer 6

Did you ask to use the phone to call home!