2007-02-27 01:17:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
A duck can't really assault you. And if it did hurt you what would you want the animal to do, apoligize, pay you in fish?
2007-02-27 11:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by beyondthelimit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go see a Quack to see what sort of physiological damage the incident has caused you and process a claim for compensation from the Duck in Question
I wish you well I know court cases can be stressful especially for the one who is prosecuting
2007-02-27 01:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It relies upon wherein state you reside. The rights you have for self-protection on your own residence variety from state to state. there's a regulation noted as the fortress doctrine (aka fortress regulation) which grant a individual a lot greater rights of their very own residence. as an occasion, some states require which you retreat your place interior the case of an invasion if the prospect gives you itself, rather than safeguard it. that is noted as accountability-to-retreat. The fortress doctrine basically provide you the main appropriate to apply deadly rigidity, with various tiers of applicability (reckoning on the state you reside in). i might advise to easily get a criminal expert, who can clarify it far greater advantageous than i will. additionally, now and back you'll be able to desire to state you are going to apply deadly rigidity in the previous you unquestionably do. i think Texas has the main lenient regulations while it is composed of assets protection. seem up the fortress doctrine.
2016-09-29 23:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sue Afflack?
2007-02-27 01:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by ace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well dont let it back in the tub with you lol,,,,ok first is their a stock law their?,,,, ,,, was you hurt?,,,, you could i think sue, an be pay for host, an dr ,bills, an pain an suffer, but honest i dont think it be wort the hassel,,,,an you know a duck, he going to give you the bill,lol
2007-02-27 01:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by ghostwalker077 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was the AFLAC duck you should sue.
2007-02-27 01:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him over as dinner!!
2007-02-27 01:33:04 · answer #7 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quack... I'm sure there is a lawyer somewhere...
2007-02-27 02:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋