2007-02-27 01:10:33 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Batter him senseless
2007-02-27 01:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would kindly greet him/her and sit him down and have a nice chat and a cup of tea and maybe go a bit wild and give him/her hob nob or two because hey thats what we are told to do by the no it all government. Then id duck tape the burgler lying down and then carfully lie him/her on a road. Then id get into my car or i sit back and watch a car run over it, one less chav on the streets if you dont like it your just as bad as those humen rights/solicitor guys who thinks that terrorist leader guy shouldnt be deported back to Jordan because the bad men might torture his ***.
2007-02-27 01:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have in fact, We leave doors and windows open for them at night .Such sport They come creeping in. I like to jump out from behind the chesterfield with fathers Sabre.The look on their face when you lop off a limb, priceless.I like to keep some in the cellar as well something for the dogs to play with don't you know.Cad tower big house top of the hill I hear he keeps lots of nice shinny things their.........
2007-02-27 01:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if the burglar managed to get past my two very large dogs, I'd shoot him.
2007-02-27 01:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up hubby! He's been trained to hurt people and would be far better at it than me, a rank amateur.
Seriously though, I'd defend my kids and home to the best of my ability-preferably without putting myself and hence my kids, at risk but if I had to fight it's reasonable force in the UK and I recon it's reasonable to hit him until he stops getting up again.
2007-02-27 01:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the kids out, call the Police. I do have a hammer in my bedside cabinet which gives me comfort, even though I know if I was in that position I would probably S**t myself and die!
2007-02-27 01:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by lululaluau 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit him down and have a nice cup of tea to find out where his life had gone wrong. Then, make him a nice sandwich, lend him a few quid, and wish him on his way.
2007-02-27 01:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open the front door and invite him to leave with no questions asked.You never know what sort of protection they might be carrying.It isn`t worth being a hero.Phone the police and give them a discription.
2007-02-27 01:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I did find one and chased him with my large dog and hockey stick. I could hear him in the dark 'oh god oh god oh god ' until he jumped over the hedge - I was laughing so much I couldn't keep chasing.
I wouldn't bother the police - their too busy playing cards in the eveings.
2007-02-27 01:14:10 · answer #9 · answered by chillipope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what would i do? i reach for the glock 9mm under my bed and cap him in the knees then tie the guy to the back of my bike and drag his face down the m40.
btw theres nothing in my room of much value i'd just do it
2007-02-27 01:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by hellraiza15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he or she approaches you in a violent manner you can take action. If they are running away from you do not touch them or you may be in trouble with the law.
2007-02-27 01:20:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋