You have ever heard?
2007-02-27 00:04:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's still here isn't it? Hi. LOL
Neo
Well if you' talking about funniest, I still like this joke
at the bottom of the page- 'Twisted Jungle'
Read it yet?
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-5BULsD4hfq1bm1404fg-?cq=1&l=16&u=20&mx=45&lmt=5
2007-02-27 01:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know if it's the funniest thing ever...but maybe the funniest in recent history...
My three year old nephew stayed with us the other night. He went into the bathroom, was in there for a while (#2) and called out to me saying that he needed help wiping. So after he was all cleaned up he said..."What are you going to give me for my poop treat?" It was so cute! Potty training has been somewhat of an issue so his parents give him "poop treats"!
I thought it was cute!
2007-02-27 08:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by Full of Id 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure it's the funniest, but it's definitely funny check it out:
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
>doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined
>the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
>baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip
>! down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her
>nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
>detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder
>this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said,
>"I'm his Grandma, but I'm sure glad I came."
2007-02-27 08:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by LuckyDawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard a lot of funny things so it would be pretty hard to pick just one.
2007-02-27 08:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Bush waved at Stevie Wonder
2007-02-27 08:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say "There is a pirate ship on the ocean floor" while holding your tongue with your fingers.
2007-02-27 08:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Guy say: "Personality comes first, looks follow."
Hahahahaha!
2007-02-27 08:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me this joke:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Rape.
2007-02-27 08:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear in Yahoo!Answers a girl asked "How do you french kiss?" and someone answered "it is a normal kiss but you have to eat a lot of garlic first"!!!!! :))))))))))))
2007-02-27 08:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by Nicole 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That God told bush to go to war and slaughter hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
That was a real riot!
2007-02-27 08:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by Crossing the Rubicon 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋