The dumbest one I heard was from a couple of Old American women wandering through West Princes Street Gardens. They were moaning there wasn't an elevator to take them up the Castle Rock (LOL)!
2007-02-26 19:46:38 · 7 answers · asked by Jock 6 in Travel ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Edinburgh
Why did they build the castle so close to the railway station?
Is that the same moon we have in the states?
I was waiting at the pedestrian crossing at Shandwick Place. It is a two stage crossing. The lights went red for the traffic & the recorded voice said `Traffic going to Princes Street has been signalled to stop'. Two American old ladies asked me what it was for. I said it's for blind people. The couple said `Are blind people allowed to drive in Edinburgh?'
True story. I just looked at them & walked off speechless!!.
2007-02-26 20:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by Basement Bob 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 01:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by krolick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was asked where the castle was when I was in Princes Street!!!
2007-03-02 00:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A snooty-nosed English tourist walking around the New Town area said to her companion:
"Doesn't look very new to me; Milton Keynes is much more modern"
2007-02-27 08:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Is Edinburgh Castle like, a real castle?" - Americans - Argh!
2007-03-02 01:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by loop_ee_lou 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My dear nice son-in-law.
Where's the castle? He was standing with his back to it.
2007-02-26 19:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by teacher groovyGRANNY 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Gee, does everybody speak English here?"
American couple on the train from Newcastle.
HTH
Charles
2007-02-28 07:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by Charles 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋