Did you know that if you played country music backwards...?

Question

...you'd get your wife back, your job back, your kids back, your dog back...?

Answer 1

this Rascal Flatts song cracks me up - very clever :

"Backwards"

I was sitting on a bar stool
In a barbecue joint in Tennessee
When this ole boy walked in
And he sat right down next to me
I could tell he'd been through some hard times
There were tear stains on his old shirt
And he said you wanna know what you get
When you play a country song backwards

You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back
Ya get your first and second wives back
Your front porch swing
Your pretty little thing
Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring
Your get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
First night in jail with Charlie
Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards
Well I never heard it said quite like that
It hit me in the face cause that's where I'm at
I almost fell flat out on the floor
He said wait a minute that's not all theres even more

You get your mind back
Your nerves back
Your first heart attack back
You get your pride back
You get your life back
You get your first real love back
You get your big screen TV, a DVD and a washing machine
You get the pond and the lawn
The bail and the mower
You go back where you don't know her
It sounds a little crazy a little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get
When you play a country song backwards
Oh play that song
Woo!!!

We sat there and shot the bull about how it would be
If we could turn it all around and change this c-r-a-p

You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back
Ya get your first and second wives back
Your front porch swing
Your pretty little thing
Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring
Your get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
First night in jail with Charlie
You get your mind back
Your nerves back
Your first heart attack back
You get your pride back
You get your life back
You get your first real love back
You get your big screen TV, a DVD and a washing machine
You get the pond and the lawn
The bail and the mower
You go back where you don't know her
It sounds a little crazy a little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get
When you play a country song backwards

Answer 2

The 5-O brings the doughnuts to the streets, Blunts are in all the merchandising machines, Graffiti artwork garners severe international acclaim and is inspired with finished-journey scholarships

Answer 3

oh, i thought it'd give you the code for the pad lock on the travel trailer.

Answer 4

not really but i know if u play some raps bakwards it has secret messges

Answer 5

Yes, if Rascal Flatts, said so I guess it's true!!!

Answer 6

dont forget you get your life back after you kill yourself

Answer 7

LOL that's hilarious

Answer 8

Lol, what if you play it sideways.

Answer 9

you forgot to mention that you get your truck back.

Answer 10

yee haw