2007-02-26 16:25:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
What do you call two Filipino Pilots......................?
A pair of pliers
2007-02-26 18:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
a three-legged canines walks right into a saloon interior the former West. He sidles as a lot because the bar and pronounces: "i'm lookin' for the guy who shot my paw." 2 boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and grew to develop right into a popular actor. the different stayed in the back of interior the cotton fields and not at all amounted to a lot. the second one one, certainly, grew to develop into conventional because the lesser of two weevils. a guy became draining the former gas from his backyard mower. A canines got here alongside and all started lapping it up. The canines ran down the line and fell over............ The canines ran out of gasoline!!!! 2 molecules are strolling down the line and they run in to at least one yet another. One says to the different, "Are you all proper?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you positive?" "i'm effective!" Q: Why can not you tell corn a secret? A: because it has ears. The doorbell rings and a guy solutions his the front door and exhibits a snail on the porch. He possibilities up the snail and tosses it out into the backyard. 2 years later, the doorbell rings and the guy solutions the door and there is an similar snail. And the snail says, "Now, what became that about?!"
2016-12-05 00:24:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.. Allan Y.
Heres my contribution.
On the first day of a grade two class, the teacher asked : "
"Class, sino sa inyo ang nakakakilala kay Jose Rizal(Phil. National Hero)"..
No one asnswered,
Teacher " Ano ba kayo, grade two na kayo, hindi pa ninyo kilala si Jose Rizal?"
One pupil stand and said.."Maam, tingnan po ninyo baka nasa kabilang section"..
2007-02-27 12:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In pi, foreigners who marry filipina's can retire in the philipines. They have a pension fund - i think it called VFW. Filipina's, knowing they are the beneficiaries of the money / pension when their foreign husbands die, call it 'Victory Foreigners wife'.
2007-02-26 18:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by Big B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sa Manila maraming tulay wala namang ilog.
Sa Mindanao maraming ilog wala namang tulay.
2007-02-26 18:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by junior 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Erap for President
2007-02-26 16:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Q: What did the General Santos fish say when it was cut in half?
A: I'm tuna!
(GROAN.)
2007-02-26 18:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by ganns_the_man 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
media: you are running as congressman. how is the peace and order in gensan?
pacquiao: ang fish marami, pero ang order kaunti lang kasi mahal ang prisyo...
2007-02-26 17:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ano ang pagkakaiba ni marcos at aroyyo?
ang nakaw ni marcos ay nasa switzerland pero ang nakaw ni aroyyo ay nasa germany.ang mga sapatos ni madame ay marami pero ang mga sapatos ni madame ay di magkasya kay glo.si marcos ay may first lady si pandak ay may first gentleman.si marcos napatalsik sa puwesto pero si glo pinatalsik ang nakaupo.
2007-02-26 22:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
doctor: sir, bago ko kayo tignan, ano ho ang pangalan nyo?
patient in pain: mister ba..la..i..bo...
doctor: ano ho yon? hindi ko masyadong naintindihan?
patient in pain: mis...ter.....ba....la.....i....bo
doctor: ano ka niyo?
patient in pain: mis.......ter.....ba.......la......i....
doctor: AY LINTEK! gawin na lang BULBOL para madaling sabihin!
the end.
2007-02-27 08:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by Reyna Imeldalicious 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋