Ok so im writing a satire. And its about teenage drinking. something i have proposed is taking out the law of being 21 and drinking cuz noone pays attention to it, giving your kids a little to drink starting from the age of 2 b/c parents dont really do anything about this issue. I NEED MORE REALLY CLEVER IDEAS????? SOMETHING IRONIC AND FUNNY!!!!!
2007-02-26 16:06:30 · 6 answers · asked by Cavs in '09 ♥ Hurry Back BEN 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Say that the hospitals should send babies home with beer instead of formula. That toy kitchens should come will fully stocked bars, to get kids used to the idea. That before naptime at day care they should be given a shot of tequila. You can argue that all this will make them so numb to alcohol that they won't see it as a way to rebel, and won't get into trouble in highschool.
Oh! And you should say that they have to pass their driver's ed test drunk so they learn how to drive under the influence.
2007-02-26 16:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is serious irony in the fact that the time when you are finally allowed to drink is the time when you are least likely to have parents around - i.e. off at college, which could be why we see so much binge drinking on campus, etc.
I personally think that one of the most ironic things however is that we prevent people under 21 from drinking but prescribe Ritalin to kids for ADHD - some of these kids get hooked (being addicted to prescription med ain't new) and realize that all they have to do is behave bad and they get more, actually they might even get higher doses!!
Imagine, a treatment that actually leads to addiciton and further reinforcement of the unwanted behaviour
2007-02-26 16:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe you are serious. Under NO circumstances should a 2 yr. old be given alcoholic drinks no matter how much or what kind. .
2007-02-26 16:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by ruth4526 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your essay is due tomorrow!!?? Scrap the booze idea and write about procrastination.
2007-02-26 16:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could write a story where underage drinkers get in trouble and are penalized by drunken adults: demonstrate the hypocrisy.
2007-02-26 16:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by holacarinados 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to www.stupidshit.com...download the picture of a cirrosed liver from a 9 year old child ......... that's good stuff..
2007-02-26 16:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋