1.Don't imagine u can change a man-unless he's in nappies
2.What do u do if ur boyfriend walks out?U shut the door
3.If they put a man on the moon-they should be able to put them all up there
4.Never let ur man's mind wander-it's too little to be out alone
5.Go for the younger man.U might as well,they never mature anyway
6.Men are all the same-they just have different faces,so that u can tell them apart
7.Definition of a bachelor:a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
8.Women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9.Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it
10.Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
11.If u want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions
13.Sadly,all men are created equal
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
2007-02-26 16:00:33 · 16 answers · asked by sexy rack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Some were funny.
2007-03-06 13:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by rybo510 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see what the problem is, it's #13. All men are not created equal, but about 80% of them are. Of that # about 40% are obsessed with their physical appearance only, and care not for their intellectual or spiritual well being.
This really narrows it down, now you have it down to a science.
2007-02-26 16:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.K. Cute. Know why they send women into space? Dishwashers weigh too much. H ave a great day!
2007-03-06 15:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by curious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15. They way to a mans heart, is through his stomach.
:)
2007-02-26 16:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA Thankyou, I'm still laughing........funny thing is most of em are true!!!! ROFL
2007-02-26 16:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pure gold i love it thank you you just made my day.i laugh because i am a man and it is all true.now i know why iam single....LOL
2007-03-06 09:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With all those pre-conceived notions you certainly will reap what you sow......
2007-03-06 07:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by Stew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you come up with those? if so they are really funny! LOL:)
2007-02-26 16:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by booellis 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
got laugh at ourselves.
2007-02-26 16:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by Cister 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...This is very funny and cute.
2007-02-26 16:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋