Mine is sticking my tounge to a metal pole when it was freezing outside (like the movie 'christmas story'). Not too bright...
2007-02-26 15:27:11 · 21 answers · asked by T. B. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I was staying in a hotel when I got my toothbrush and toothpaste out of my bag and went to brush my teeth. I had bought a generic brand tube of toothpaste, the kind that is mostly white with a bit of blue writing on it. [Equate or something]
I thought it tasted funny, and it had a weird gelly-like consistency. I figured it might be baking soda in it or something making it feel weird.
I looked at the tube, and it was Hemmorhoid cream!!
I guess it could have shrunk my gums :)
2007-02-26 15:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Marie123 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, once I walked right into a huge glass door when I was at Walmart. Ouch. I didn't even know it was there! ***** that Windex!!
Also:
I always place my ipass behind my rear view mirror so that it doesnt interfere with my driving. Well, once I had taken it out, then forgotten to but it back on, so I drove right through the fast lane without even noticing untill I got fined 1 week later. I hate tollways!
2007-02-26 23:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine was spray painting my dad's white truck with a different shade of white after I ran the rubber handle bar of my 4 wheeler down the door. Not knowing that the rubber marks would have came off easily. When I realized that it wasn't drying the same color. I just a dry mop that my mom had hanging outside and wiped as much of it that wasn't already dry off. Needless to say I made a big mess of his truck.
2007-02-26 23:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by gasnshngrl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I pulled away at the gas pump thinking the guy was done, and ripped the nozzle right off the hose. It was still hanging out of my car, and the guy was chasing me with my gas cap in his hand as I was driving away. LOL
2007-02-26 23:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Bewitched 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...there have been many, but let's see. Recently, I left my mascara in the car and it froze. I was sitting there with it, holding it in my hand thinking, "I shouldn't try to heat this in the microwave, I shouldn't try to heat this in the microwave..." Needless to say, I DID try to heat it in the microwave. After, like, ten seconds it started exploding all over the inside of the microwave and the whole kitchen smelled like burnt mascara! Yeah, I know, it wasn't very smart...but you asked! :)
2007-02-26 23:35:17 · answer #5 · answered by hs329 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got myself kicked out of a dorm for leaving after curfew, all over a guy who wanted to see me, he was drunk and wouldn't help me find a place to live afterward.
2007-02-26 23:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ran into a pole one time, it was so embarassing because we were outside and everyone saw me.
2007-02-26 23:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by Jone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol which one lol. i done a lot of dumb thing,lol....mmmmm let see, thinking a red wagon could fly off a roof of a house with me in it, ,,i spent 2 week in hosp, on that one,, then their was the time i saw marry poppin, flying with a ,lol well you know , that too hurt,,, then,,then their was the time,i learn not to pee on a elec fence,,,,i think i stop at that
2007-02-27 09:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by ghostwalker077 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stuck my finger in a crab bucket a couple of times they r real fast with their claws....my dad did somin really stupid when he was a kid he kicked a crock cause he thought it was a statue that thing chaesd him up a tree crazy people back den.oh yeah i also shoved a cinnomon tic tac up my nose...
2007-02-26 23:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by wamzy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put my cake in the oven to cook then took a long bubble bath, I forgot. Let's just say no one ate it.
2007-02-26 23:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by nursey 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋