You might be a redneck if_________?

...you go to your trailer and brush your tooth.

2007-02-26 14:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋

You work without a shirt on and so does your husband
You refer to fifth grade as senior year
You go to a family reunion to meet women
You bring a can of beer to a job interview
You try to pawn a beanie baby
The word "varmint" is on your tombstone
You walk your kid to his fifth grade class because you are both in the same grade
You watched an episode of Walker Texas Ranger, and it changed your life
You think that mutual funds means everyone is having a good time
The closest thing to royalty was going to Burger King
You and your wife compare beer bellies
You wear a tube top to a funeral
You wear a strapless gown with a bra that isn't
When someone mentions the king, you think of Richard Petty
When an officer asks for I.D. and you point to your belt buckle

2007-02-26 22:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

OMG!! I am so glad you asked this. I heard the one you might be a redneck if...You live in Kansas and you are wearing a coat and shorts. I live in Kansas and when I read that one guess what I was wearing!

2007-02-27 00:03:53 · answer #3 · answered by Destiny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

If you wear miss matched spurs.
If you have a high chair for your puppy to sit in so he can have his head out the window while you drive.
If you shave your face and no one recognizes you.
If you name your favorite shot gun after your girlfriend, because she really knocks them dead.
If you can use the words widyuhdiguh, and Fer in the same sentence.

2007-02-26 22:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Jungleroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You don't like Black, Hispanics, Jews, Asians, etc. Pretty much you don't like any race unless there white, born raise in America, and so are the family, and there from the south. Oh yea don't forget about the trailers and having your second cousin as your mistress, having your first cousin as your girlfriend, and having your sister as your wife.

2007-02-26 22:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mia b 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋

Your home is classified as mobile, but the 4 car behind it are not.

2007-02-26 22:25:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋

You have a normal name, on your birth certificate, but everyone calls you by the name of an object or just "Bubba" or "Sissy."

2007-02-26 22:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by wildsfamily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

you allow your 14 yr old daughter to smoke at the dinner table, right next to her kids.

2007-02-26 22:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋

your family tree ain't got no branches....

people walk up and start rummaging through your yard becoz they think you're having a yard sale...

2007-02-26 22:27:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

If your wedding cake is a 3-tier of ho-hos, twinkies, and hostess cupcakes....LOL.

2007-02-26 22:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

if your brother is your dad and your boyfriend. Your family tree doesn't branch... things that make you go blah

2007-02-26 22:27:19 · answer #11 · answered by Ms. Intuition 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You might be a redneck if_________?

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