2007-02-26 12:58:12 · 9 answers · asked by White 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
All of us at the the Mosquito Protective League take great umbrage with your obviously self serving and violent attitude.
Don't you see? You have been honored by our brethren as not only attractive, but tasty too. And for this honor you want to kill them?
Oh, how so many people show no appreciation . Many humans relish in the sharing of bodily fluids. But only within their own species. How limiting is that?
We encourage all people to embrace the simple sharing of fluids with other species. We promote the total oneness, if you will, with all life forms.
Please consider extending a hand, or any body part, to a mosquito. I can assure you that it will reciprocate in kind.
2007-02-26 23:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too many of them, White, just move away from the coast. I almost met my demise once when I was at a party in Beaumont and I got over 100 mosquito bites just on the tops of my feet. I was wearing sandals and forgot to put the mosquito repellent on my feet. I couldn't wear shoes for about a week after that.
MOVE INLAND!
2007-02-28 09:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show them a picture of Hilary Clinton.
2007-02-26 21:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try ridding your property of standing Holy Water. It only attracts them.
2007-02-26 21:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by Don 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with bug spray and a wd-40 flamethrower!
2007-02-26 21:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by Michael T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
acid rain muhahah
2007-02-26 21:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by jess $ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slay them with a mighty sword...how did you change your avatar like that...it's sooo funny!!!
cheers
2007-02-26 21:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by happyday to you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get cha' 0.04 napalm flamethrower, killa' scythe, and plasma cannons out. Then.......................... UNLEASH HAVOC!!!
2007-02-26 21:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by T-Vol 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
napalm? ;-)
2007-02-26 21:16:40 · answer #9 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋