What's the difference between a mallet with a cold, and you?

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One of my friends asked me this question, when he told me the answer, I cracked up

2007-02-26 12:55:14 · 3 answers · asked by Steve-O 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music

One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

EDIT: BTW, I think it's 'mallard.' A mallet is a hammer.

2007-02-26 13:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Omni D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

No clue. So, what's the answer? I could use some cracking up.

2007-02-26 12:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

when the mallet sneezes, it thwacks off your big toe.

2007-02-26 12:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋