and why?
2007-02-26 09:23:25 · 8 answers · asked by bigbaps 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
My friend tells me the story of when her mother had a decorator in and she said to him, "Do you use durex. My husband always swears by durex."
Of course, she meant DULUX!
And there's the time we were both discussing the affair that David Blunkett had some time ago, and she said "That man cant see the wood for the trees." To which I replied, "Well he wouldn't would he, Jill, he's BLIND!
2007-02-26 10:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best friend cracks me up - she told me that she was once driving to work and it was really really foggy. She was in the inside lane driving really carefully and everyone was zooming past her. She sat there cursing idiot drivers and it took a good length of time for her to realise that her windows were steamed up.
HA HA HA HA HA HA. I've laughing now, just thinking about it.
2007-02-26 17:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My drunken friend couldn't remember the word tissue and shouted across to me "Emma can I have a blow-jobby-thingy!"
I didn't know where to look....needless to say a few men volunteered, not with tissues though!
2007-02-27 02:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by SEJ71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember when you said yes to the dance?
Yea *Kevin* why?
I felt like a million bucks.
Cool.
Remember when *Jane* said no?
yes * Kevin* why>
I felt like a million ducks.
Ducks?
Yup. Ducks.
?
Ducks are yellow. yellow makes you feel agaitated.
2007-02-26 17:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend: "Have you got a birthday this year?"
Me: "Have a guess!!!"
and then.......
Friend: "I'm going to put a gazelle up in the back garden!"
Me: "I think a gazeebo would do a better job!"
2007-02-26 19:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by flying ladybug 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend (who is intersested in history) - "What was Hitler's wife's name again?"
Me "Eva Braun"
Friend "Is that her who sung "Don't cry for me Argentina?""
Eva Peron / Braun
I swear this is true - i corrected him when i managed to get off the floor................
2007-02-26 17:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by rainbowarrior73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you fancy me as you are always checking my bum out.Ill say no you always ask me does my butt look big in this so i have to look.
2007-02-26 17:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by lin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello bigbaps
2007-02-26 17:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋