I'n miserable at the moment.
2007-02-26 07:06:07 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pokey! I've been worried about you - how did it go in hospital? What did you have done in the end? Did you like your grapes? Just lie on your side, look in the mirror and you'll see a smile!
2007-02-26 20:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a joke for you:
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee"
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out..
2007-02-26 15:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by Shaz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey honey, it is Monday for Pete's sake. Every one is miserable. Cheer up. The sun will come out tomorrow.
2007-02-26 15:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by Diane G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an idea. It's you & me. I know this old man who is about 99 years old. He just adores me. He wants to marry me. He has a ton of money and I want to marry him because he says that I don't have to sign a prenup. The problem is that he is healthier than I am and will probably outlive me. I was thinking that if he accidentally slipped on a banana peel ? How bout it? Me & you. We can do this.
2007-02-26 15:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by cola 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh bless whats the matter, just smile and remember the rhyme, unzip a banana.
2007-02-26 16:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered taking solace in a large bag of maltesers? Usually works for me.
2007-02-26 16:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
Hope this helps.
2007-02-26 16:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has some one died?
Has someone got a terminal illness?
No
Well cheer up you sad cow :-)
2007-02-26 15:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by magic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont worry at least you werent just dumped buy the love of your life and then saw him or her at the movies with another person
2007-02-26 15:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by kelsey b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG_ Just look at your name & picture! I laughed my a** off! You cheered me up, big time!!!
2007-02-26 15:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋