Was it because she was afraid of a tornado dropping a house on her? Would the people of Arkansas and the rest of the United States sing, "Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead" if this happened? What would become of her Flying Monkeys? =)~
2007-02-26
07:05:16
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Now I understand why Liberals like Al Gore so much, you all have a personality of a wet sponge...it is ok and funny for you all to call Bush a chimp or other crap, but a good reference to the Wizard of Oz about Hillary is out of the question...and to answer the question I am 33 and I lived under Billy Bob's rule in the military...that is why I hate him...God you all have no sense of humor...
2007-02-26
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GO HILLARY: Can I have some of whatever you are smoking?
2007-02-26
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She'd milked Arkansas for all she could. And we did sing that. *LOL* I didn't know her monkey could fly.
Here's the latest in Hillary jokes.
Hillary Clinton goes to an elementary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand.
The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"
OBTW Most of us in Arkansas are sorry we inflicted Bill and Hillary on the rest of you. We really didn't think it would be THAT bad.
2007-02-26 07:13:28
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answered by namsaev 6
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To make a better America. When you look into Hillary's eyes you see a twinkle of hope. Her reason for living right now is to make our proud country a shining light in a world gone dim. Her spark and enthusiasm will make us all proud as she carries us into the future. Bless this woman.
2007-02-26 15:33:56
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answered by GO HILLARY 7
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Let's see. I'd say you think in very very tiny miniscule terms. You need to look at the big picture. If I were a well educated woman, like Hillary. Would I move to the back assward Bible thumping state of Arkansas? Or, would I move to a place that has very well educated people, with a great literary and cultural arts scene with great food like New York City? Not to mention it is the financial capital of the world that would be a great asset to my running for president. I'd probably think New York City is much more to my liking too.
2007-02-26 15:15:20
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answered by Anonymous
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The people basically ran them (Bill and Hillary) out his last Governor term, and the country was stupid enough to elect them into the White House. You notice she did not go back to Arkansas after the Presidency!!!
2007-02-26 15:15:15
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answered by Doug A 1
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With her track record in Akansas with Bill, probably there was not much chance of becoming a senator ! So she chose NY where it was kind of guaranteed. But I really feel sad the people of AK are deprived of singing about the dead witch.
2007-02-26 15:16:28
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answered by ramshi 4
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Arkansas has a law on the books that limits the length of residency of shrill biotiches.
2007-02-26 15:18:21
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answered by mr_methane_gasman 3
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Or maybe because of the Arkansas Project, which was Richard Mellon Scaife's obsessive quest to dig up dirt on the Clintons.
2007-02-26 15:08:14
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answered by ck4829 7
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She was more interested in getting into a highly democrat "liberal" area of the US (north east) to promote her bid for the presidency.
2007-02-26 15:14:37
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answered by FENTON1943 1
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Its either what you said or because her hubby was gettin busy in the Oval Office and she hadda move to keep an eye on him
2007-02-26 15:16:32
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answered by Joe M 2
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No. It was to find her long lost son, who happens to be you. Stop talking about your Mom and go give her a hug.
2007-02-26 15:11:57
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answered by Anonymous
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