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Need some ideas that are funny, example, taking off glasses and removing bun from hair, messing up the books....

2007-02-26 06:28:01 · 9 answers · asked by mom1531sj 1 in Arts & Humanities Books & Authors

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My wife and I are librarians. We go home and live normal lives like everyone else. Neither of us have ever known a librarian with a bun in her hair. Messing up the books is out of the question -- who do you think would have to straighten them up again the next morning?

2007-02-26 06:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Not all librarian wear glasses! Some wear contacts, such as myself. I would be hard put to put a bun in my hair. ( I tried once for a wedding I was in. It didn't work.) Most librarians go home after the library closes! They just make sure everything is in good order and turned off, and they go. Usually there isn't a lot of hanging around. If there is, it's usually waiting for the last dawdling patron to leave the building. The glasses and bun are stereotypes that need to go away! Librarians have other lives outside the library. Librarians go pick up groceries after work. Librarians go work out after work. Librarians watch American Idol after work. (And they might even call in to vote!) Librarians like to enjoy time with friends, spouses, and families. Librarians are people. I know there is a mystique about librarians, but we are not a magical class of humans who automatically must follow the stereotypes, and have no other social life.

However, some libraries do have book cart drill teams.

2007-02-26 11:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Piaz 5 · 0 0

They finish shelving the books, they shut down all of the computers, and sometimes they restock the new books display. I work as a library page at the library near my house - been there 6 1/2 years now.

2007-02-26 06:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Richard H 7 · 2 0

they PARTY HARDY, of course. I know a few librarians, and whooo let me tell you, they're not as innocent as you might think. WATCH OUT! They're the life of the party at local book signings, and rock the town panini place like nobody's business. And, when they're positive no one's looking, they strap on some protective gear and volunteer as stuntmen in the thriller movies shot by the town community college kids. CRRAAAAYZAY!

But when there's nothing going on, they proly just go home and fix up a sandwich and pop in a dvd of their favorite old TV show. Jeeves and Wooster, anyone?!

2007-02-26 06:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1 1

They clear off their desks, gather up their personal belongings, lock the library door, take the bus or the subway or their bicycle or energy-efficient car or feet and go home, kick off their sensible shoes, put on their sweats, make a martini (shaken not stirred), feed the cat(s), prepare a gourmet meal (from their massive collection of international cookbooks), set themselves up in the livingroom and watch REALITY TV...or, after eating, go on line and surf the net before going up to a hot bath and bed.

2007-02-26 06:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by pat z 7 · 1 1

They go home.

Trust me, I know several librarians.

2007-02-26 06:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Mark D 2 · 1 0

The take out their wisky-filled flasks that they have secretly stashed in hollowed books, and dance all night.

2007-02-26 06:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by cool_in_07 3 · 1 1

They do the same thing everyone else does.

Your Idea however has some comedic merit, if that is what you
are after.

2007-02-26 06:33:57 · answer #8 · answered by hunterentertainment 3 · 1 1

Don't really understand your question.

2007-02-26 06:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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