2007-02-26 05:51:53 · 12 answers · asked by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
once i told my boss that my water tanker in my loft had burst/spilt and that it had flooded my house and i had to spend the day sorting all my wrecked stuff out and organising the tanker to be fixed. dont know if willo work for you but it did for me. hope i helped lovee beckiieee xxx p.s answer my question inentertainment/music about what song it is on the itunes advert thnx xxxxxxxxx
2007-02-26 05:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by beckiieee 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is actually a true story. When I was about 23 and living in Houston, I went to go out to the parking lot at my apartments. As I entered the breezeway, there was a man there in a trenchcoat...um...well...REALLY enjoying himself. I went back in and called the police and then my boss. She and I had a great time laughing about how this was the best excuse EVER for calling in 'sick'.
2007-02-26 14:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to rush my cat to the vet because he ate a Brillo sponge.
2007-02-26 13:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by Raven 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Diarrhea - they ask no questions and figure there is no way you'd lie about something so embarassing.
2007-02-26 13:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by StormyC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anal Prolapse...the more disturbing the illness, the less likey they are to ask questions....
2007-02-26 13:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Car accident !!!
2007-02-26 13:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have cholera
2007-02-26 13:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that i had a case of explosive diarehea and pinkeye, believe me they bought it and didn't ask a thing.
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2007-02-26 13:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Richard M 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't do that because of karma.
2007-02-26 13:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"My dog ate my car"
2007-02-26 13:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋