What's the most embarassing thing your kid (or someone's kids) said?

Question

This wee kid did a belter today telling his mum , " Aunty Susan says you've a big bottom!"

Answer 1

My son(who was 3 at the time), some friends, and I were in a restaurant. He needed to go to the bathroom and, because he was feeling every independent, he refused to go with me to the ladies room. He insisted on going into the men's room. So, since it was a 1-person men's room, I let him go in by himself. Our table was nearby so I sat down and waited. Pretty soon, while there was a lull in the conversation in the room and it got quiet, my son boomed out from the restroom, "Mom, come wipe me!" The whole restaurant cracked up and I slunk into the men's room to help him. This incident is legendary in our family now. My son does NOT like me to tell this story, so don't tell him I did, OK?

Answer 2

Well, it was New Years Eve and I had a couple of drinks too much, I was tipsy, I was acting silly well, about a week later I was at my daughters school (she was 7) at the time. And I was talking to a couple of teachers about how I helped kids out with drug problems. When my daughter blurted out, yeah right you are an alcoholic. You got drunk on New Years. Talk about being embarrased. Needless to say I had a talk with my daughter. But Hey out of the mouth of babes, right?

Answer 3

I guess when we were all out to eat, the waitress commented on how pretty my friend's daughter and step-daughter are (they look alike). The lady was like "ooh, are yall twins?" and one of the girls was like "noo, I have a different mommy!!".... its true, but the way she said it just made it all kinda awkward! The poor waitress was just like "um, ohh, okay..!"

Also, when I was in like 2nd grade - I was on the school bus and somebody was talking about getting a new sibling... I told the whole bus that my mommy takes pills so she doesnt get pregnant!

Answer 4

My 6yr old nephew asked my Grandfather why his teeth were yellow.