whats a good and easy topic for a process analysis essay that has to be 3 pages long @ least?

Question

it cannot be a numbered list
it can be on anything
it has to be in essay form

Answer 1

doing laundry......... baking a cake........
how to do your job
how to perform some process associated with your major
how to succeed in school
how to run for local elected office
how to buy a used vehicle
how to tame a wild creature
how to break a bad habit
how to break up with someone
how to annoy your teacher
how to use a condom
how to apply make up
how to build a house

Answer 2

Are all uni students too lazy to do their own work?