of course its revenge on an ex.. I have an ex that is trying to ruin me, and coming close to succeeding. We split because of his excessive drinking and physical abuse. Now he has decided if I wont have him, he will ruin my life. I need a good way to stop him in his tracks. Of course I cant hurt him physically... but I am sure there are some wonderfully devious folks out there who have some ideas for revenge for this loser. Dont suggest filing charges on him, he doesnt care. I want revenge.. be it funny or not.. its time for him to get his. Ok guys and gals... lets see whatcha got!
2007-02-26 02:39:55 · 39 answers · asked by d.a. b 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
oh and i would like to add.. he has been to jail.. the last time for 18 months, for breaking his parole.. he just doesnt get it.. he is trying to get me fired, (calling the boss) ruining my credit (not paying his bills that were in both our names) , following me, calling 1000000 times a day, coming by my office and raising heck, etc...
2007-02-26 02:57:04 · update #1
if he takes vitamins, replace them with estrogen pills.
Rub his toothbrush around the underside rim of the toilet.
Put one some of that icy hot stuff in the crotch of his underwear.
2007-02-26 03:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by stratplayer1967 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Success is the best revenge. He may be very influential and have lots of resources and contacts, but maybe you can play some reversi on him. Make contact with his contacts and tell them where you're coming from. Point out to each of them, one at a time, that you have not bothered your ex, so your ex has no business bothering you. It's so funny to watch this kind of loser stand there sputtering when his battering ram becomes a pile of toothpicks. I have an ex like this. While you are doing this, simultaneously work on your 5-year plan or whatever. What will destroy him most is having to watch you succeed. If he does try and contact you, be like a good customer service agent; keep your words and voice sweet as honey while never folding - no matter how much he swears and yells and threatens. Compliment him and soothe him until he can't stand it. Like Oscar the Grouch, he will eventually descend into his trashcan with a bang.
2007-02-26 02:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by jam_please 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If having him arrested doesn't work then nothing will. Going to jail and having a record is the best way I can think to ruin someones life. Just remember if you do seek revenge in some of the ways suggested here, you may be the one who ends up in jail. Think before you act or you could ruin your own life.
2007-02-26 02:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not revenge you need, but Defense Against the Dark Arts. Revenge just escalates the "pay back" war.
If he does something which is really unfair, you do have the option of a lawsuit, restraining order, that sort of thing. But you have already said you don't want to go that route.
If he talks trash about you, few people who know you will believe it, anyway. They know he's bitter about the breakup. And anyone who does believe it is beneath contempt. Just ignore them without arguing: you are too far above them to bother to reply. Stick your nose in the air and walk away.
They say living well is the best revenge, and I have always felt it is so. Go on to create a good life for yourself, admired and respected in your community. Then men who know you will say to him, "Why did you let her get away from you, you fool?" Imagine his red face as he tries to think up an answer!
2007-02-26 02:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Grow up. There are avenues for you to use without acting out this childish fantasy of yours. Revenge. Think that's the cure all. So once you exact it and (as in your own words) he has no concern for police intervention do you know just what he may be capable of?
Do you run the risk of being waylaid and raped and murdered? Disfigured? You follow though with "revenge" and you run the risk of being on the receivg end of his as well.
So...my advice is this. Think long and hard about this avenue you're thinking of taking. Once you set the wheels into motion it may be too late to pull back. Especially when and if he shows up hell bent on having some revenge of his own.
2007-02-26 03:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if he carries a job wait until its late and go and slash all four tires on his car, hire some young kids to toilet paper and egg his house. Of course there is always the old bologna trick bologna on a car over night strips the paint right off. and if nothing else start giving his boss ideass that your ex is stealing from the office and get him fired because if he is an exessive drinking its unlikely he will get another job that will leave him living out of his tireless car with messed up paint
2007-02-26 02:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was in your situation a few years ago. My ex husband was trying to do me in after I left him. The best thing you can do is to get an extended restraining order. It is good for a year and it is easy to get. It gives him a year to get over it and gives you time to figure out any other options that you may have.
Trust me, any tricks you play can and will come back and bite you. ex's can be very dangerous when they are angry. You have around a 75% higher risk of being hurt by a partner after you leave the relationship.
2007-02-26 03:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by luvdov 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Even though he doesn't care if he gets charges filed against him...I'm sure if he violates a restraining order enough, or has the cops called on him enough, he'll care when he has to spend time in jail! You might get better answers if you said just how he's trying to ruin your life...
2007-02-26 02:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by karen p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For a HORRIBLE (and possibly dangerous revenge) Find his car and smear petroleum jelly (vaseline) right on top of the wipers where they touch the glass... then when it rains and he turns it on, his windshield will turn into a blurry, un-cleanable mess and he'll have to pull over and be late to work and all kinds of fun stuff.
Or, if he's with another woman, send flowers to her saying "thanks for last night, sexy" and sign it with some random guy's name so he freaks out on her.
There's always the fun letting the air out of the tires. Also, after being married I'm sure you know some juicy secrets about where he works. Time to break the ice and let him get all the blame for it by writing a few choice letters to people in authority where he works!
2007-02-26 02:44:25 · answer #9 · answered by jokesbyjen 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm not saying to do this, but a good one is if you know his personal information, call up all of his utility companies (gas, water, electric, cable, phone) tell them that he's moving out of the area and they need to be shut off next Saturday.
It takes forever for utilities to be turned back on.
2007-02-26 02:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by Ari A 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My own personal experience with this is revenge never works! Actually it makes you a player in his own game, than he can call you the crazy one. My best revenge is to sit back and watch there own life fall apart and it will happen. You may also want to contact your local domestic abuse program, there is a lot of ways they can help you deal with the stress and anger he is causing you. There is also a lot of great information on-line. Good Luck! Please remember paybacks only makes things worse.
2007-02-26 02:50:07 · answer #11 · answered by Tess 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋