Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these VINTAGE tv phrases?

Question

1. No woman ever loved a man more than I love Matt Dillon.
2. Ohhhhhh,Rob!
3. You old scutter.
4. Dy no mite!
5. She tore through here like a dingbat outta hell.
6. You got alot of 'splaining to do.

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Answer 1

When Rob found out about the affair, he immediately confronted her. As he sped through all the red lights, he finally pulled the car up in front of the house with his car blocking her neigbors car in his own driveway. He then walked up to the door and slammed it open. "You got alot of splainin to do. If I had known what kind of woman you really were, then I would've stayed with my ex wife Lucy"
In complete shock, all she could reply was "Ohhh Rob! I got so tired of you ignoring me all the time and cancelling our lunch dates. Matt was there to comfort me. I've come to learn that I love him, in fact, no woman ever loved a man more than I love Matt Dillon."
"What does he have that I don't" he replied.
"He's Dy no Mite! In every way. He likes that I'm a brunette, and he doesn't mind the blonde roots."
Later on as he was sitting in the living room telling his friend about their encounter, he ended with "She got all her things and she tore through here like a dingbat outta hell"
"You old scutter, don't worry, I used to date her sister and she looks just like her, but she's single and available, and she's smart too."

Answer 2

Would you believe:

When I told my wife "No woman ever loved a man more than I love Matt Dillion", she tore through here like a dingbat outtal hell and screamed "Ohhhh rob, you old scutter, you got alot of 'splaining to do!"

As a way to get rid of and old wife, this method is dy no mite!