2007-02-26 01:35:27 · 3 answers · asked by Wise Guy 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
I figured that would be huge news, and I haven't heard anything.
2007-02-26 01:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, waving his Oscar for Best Performance in a Supporting Role in "Beep! Beep! - The 2000 Election".
It's the story of a presidential candidate who, in his spare time, was working on an invention, an automatic ballot recount machine. Planned to have been introduced in 2000, it would have taken "bad" ballots marked for Bush, and spit out "good" ballots marked for Gore. Unfortunately for him, the prototype used in Florida in 2000 didn't have all the bugs worked out of it. All it did was create a lot of "hanging chads" and such, and Bush became president after all.
(At one point in the picture, there's a "flashback" to his dream, one night, when he dreamt that he had invented the internet ("Eureka!"), only to find in his mail box next morning a lot of spam from Republican PACs.)
Tirelessly, he has been improving the 2000 prototype, and hopes it will be ready in time for the 2008 New Hampshire primary. Things are still not perfected, however. In the climax, a batch of ballots marked "Gore" is fed into the machine, but they all came out with a "happy-face" emoticon and the words "Hillary for President" stamped underneath.
(People who saw the climax of the "Borat" movie will understand our hero's disappointment!)
The producer is a retired psychologist who says that the best parallel to the Gore phenomenon is Wile E. Coyote and his perennial chase after the Texas Road Runner. Hence the name: "Beep! Beep! -- The 2000 Election"!
2007-02-26 10:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Marie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would be an Inconvenient Truth if he did.
If he runs the first debate he would need to do is with the large part of the scientific community that does not believe his view on global warming is accurate.
Go Dimple Chad!
2007-02-26 10:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by heThatDoesNotWantToBeNamed 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋