I am othen asked (mostly by the voices in my head) how best to deal with immigration I have come up with a firm but fair answer.When our friends arrive in Dover strapped to the chassis of a arctic lorry.They must pass a simple test first they pass through a revolving door straight back onto a Cad class ferry,looks like a ferry, but is a dredger made to look like a ferry. We take them half way back across the channel.Open the bottem of the ship out they pop.If they swim back they can stay (Just so long as they promise not to claim for anything) and start to enjoy changing our country into there old one they have just left.What do you think? Ask your friends Taken from the best selling book firm but fair By E Cad........ I will give it 2 minutes before they pull this one, (free speach, we can't even have free thought) Cad. Some one cut and paste quick !
2007-02-26 01:17:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well come on one of you leftie tree hugger pc know it all no nothings, who rule us say something!! Some one get this on the net quick.The police are at the gates.................
2007-02-26 01:32:03 · update #1
Its ok the police wanted to know why my Bentley had been spotted kurb crawing again.I will have words with it. As Jesus(or was it Jim Daidson) once said charity begins at home.Lets get our own house in order first....Taken from the best selling book Cad a small minded Racist,no just honest By E Cad
2007-02-26 02:54:50 · update #2
British have you got some unresolved issues going on,don't sit on the fence old chap say whats on your brain cell.The electric shock treatment didn't work then ?
2007-02-26 06:44:22 · update #3
should be a hell of alot tighter.The austrailans have the right ideas.OH this is free speech, i may upset the blair pc brigade.
2007-02-26 01:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to live in England for 25yrs. There immigration policy was a joke. They hand out free housing, food, shelter ect to those before there own people. Britian has the weakest policy against immigrants amongst the other big powered countries. Like Australia, they don't take no cr*p when it comes to immigtants
2007-02-26 09:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Jason D 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No no no no no no... you have it all wrong..... no dredger... just donate them to Benetton marketing department.... imagine the ad campaigns....
Serbian with his throat slit wearing an iPod... no? How about three Albanians being hanged with piano wire.... hmmmn, ok what about Latvian being run over by a van? Afghan muslim nailed to a cross wearing a bra? Oh ok.... try two African land mine victims in a hammar fight? Oh I'm running out of creative...... last one.... a complete family of asylum seekers jumping to their death from a 12th storey window......
Alternatively we could just allow immigrants based on our skills shortages and Benetton could don some brightly coloured knitwear on an attractive model for a real shocker!
2007-02-26 13:52:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It stinks. It seems like we`re trying to accommodate half of Eastern Europe, Asia and Africa in OUR small country. No wonder we`re having to build on greenfield. What`s our green and pleasant land going to eventually end up like?
2007-02-26 09:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IT SUCKS!!!!!!!! we welcome all the people the rest of the world doesn't .... and not only that we actually pay them to come. I might try going to Ghana... claim Asylum there, claim DSS benefits there... I WOULD GET SHOT IN THE STREET..... BRITAIN = MUGGS!!! I am English, white, born and bread here and pay about £550 taxes a month out of my wages but I never ever ever have ever claimed anything back!!!! It makes me sick!!!
2007-02-26 09:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the British immigration policy is like........pointing a double barrel shotgun into a Tax paying citizens face and pulling the trigger!!
2007-02-26 09:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by bluecow 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
British&Rude is gonna have a field day with this one, you might as well have just handed him a soapbox!!
2007-02-26 09:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's news to me that we have a policy - I thought it was open access at all times!
(BTW - 28 mins and counting ! ! !)
2007-02-26 09:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your clearly unimpressed by our current situation. I don't think anything will ever be done over it though.
2007-02-26 09:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by Mortica 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What policy?
2007-02-26 09:19:27 · answer #10 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋