i am not joking here, i wake up in the middle of the night, and i get this weird burning feeling in my eyes. I have to get up and sneak outside, i live near a park, where there are some tramps, i just give them a little nip and only take a bit of blood - not enough to kill them. I have tried stopping but i get this voice in my head (ithink it is the emporer vampire, telling me to carry on), the tramps dont care anyway, they are too drunk to notice. Tell me how you realised you were a vampire too? I would love to hear from you.
2007-02-26 00:54:23 · 10 answers · asked by ditto 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I CAN fly, i am really fast too. I am faster than a peregrin falcon. You better believe it too.
2007-02-26 01:03:31 · update #1
It all started when I found myself in fields, searching for livestock to feast upon...
Or maybe it was the time I awoke, and the body of a newborn baby was slaughtered at the foot of my bed, and I found my face and hands drenched in blood.
It could've been the time I walked down my street really late at night and discovered I wasn't walking anymore; I was flying.
2007-02-26 00:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Not all tramps are drunk, you should not generalize about tramps, that's unkind. How much is a "nip" of blood. Actually it would be safer taking some of your own....disease and all that.
Just a nip would do. If you ever get the craving for adapose tissue instead of blood, you could make a forturne sucking up all the fat out of bellies.......think about it.
2007-02-26 09:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by sashali 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
tramps can have contaminated blood you know?
I think you would make you plight easier if you simply robbed a blood bank! lol!
That would save you the hassle of waking up at night.
That is, unless you want to practise some flying, then you will still have to wake up at night. lol.....
2007-02-26 09:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a little weird, I never really believed in vampires. I would suggest looking for vampire sites and such.
2007-02-26 08:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by djf20051 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Vampires don't exist. Have fun with your delusions.
2007-02-26 11:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
You are as much a Vampire as I am a gnome.
2007-02-26 08:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
you are crazy but if you are able to fly let me know
2007-02-26 09:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
when i couldn't eat garlic bread anymore i knew something was up....
2007-02-26 09:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
you're crazy
2007-02-26 08:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by ... 4 · 7⤊ 2⤋
sharp teeth is so sexy!
2007-02-26 08:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by La'Grange 4 · 7⤊ 1⤋