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2007-02-26 00:36:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
last your on christmas my fiance and i were driving down Rivonia drive in Johannesburg, RSA. We came accross an Irish guy with his son, driving around in a Ferrari, making a stop at every corner/robot where there were beggers. my boyfriend in his old VW beetle loving Ferrari's asked the man what he was doing, coz he seemed to have been giving each begger money. he said that since he was feeling the whole christmas spirit, he had R10 000 (what a lot of mulla) and was driving around as father christmas with his son as the elf, giving every begger a R100 not 'til the entire 10 grand was depleted. i thought that was awesome, unique and unheard of in a place such as RSA... i hope him all the best in life.
2007-02-26 00:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was Feb. 2004, and i was late for work. I was driving my 1997 Plymouth Breeze, which i loved dearly. Well, i was in such a rush that i didnt scrape my windshield of the ice that was on it, opting instead to rely on my knowledge of the road i was on, and that little patch on the windshield that had defrosted. I was in the sun, couldnt see a thing. I came up a hill into the shade, and out that little patch saw the a$$ end of a garbage truck. I hit my brakes, hit some ice, and slid right into it. So, let me put this is the best way possible...I rear-ended a PARKED garbage truck going about 50 miles an hour. I jumped out and started yelling at my car. The lady thought i was crazy, haha. I was mad. Later a sherriff asked me how fast i thought i was going and i told her "i could have been going 35, i could have been going 50. I didnt check the speedometer before i crashed." The speed limit was 35, and she gave me a ticket for 50. Karma??? Maybe....But that's my story.
2007-02-26 00:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by kissamoose217 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, it goes like this, the goat, the sheep and the dog made a journey, while in the vehicle, the sheep payed the exact amount of money, the dog also payed but was not given its change in return, the goat did not pay. So when the driver stoped and ask for his money, the goat ran away. The driver seeing the goat ran away thought somthing was wrong and zoomed off as well. The dog got angry and ran after the vehicle to collect his change but could not succeed. the sheep stepped out and walk away b/c no one owed him. For this reason,when ever the dog sees a car it will run after it so as to collect his change.While the goat runs away b/c he did not pay for his transport fair. The sheep stands on the road b/c he is owing any one. Was'nt this amusing?
2007-02-26 01:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anosike chukwuma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I were stopped at
a red light one day, when the light changed traffic
had to stop in the other direction of course had
to stop. When the jacked up 4x4 jeep stopped,
his left front tire keep going through the light
and hit the car in front of us. Keep in mind that it was
one of those huge nobby tires for muddin. It's not the most
interesting/amusing things ever. Just one of those really odd
things.
2007-02-26 00:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by just wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at the zoo with my husband and sister-in-law. We were getting ready to leave and stopped by the area with the puma. There was a man standing, staring at it; the puma was staring right back, every once in awhile batting its paw and hissing. If the man moved over a few steps, the puma did. They were both still staring. If he moved back, the puma did. It was very eerie, but interesting to watch.
2007-02-26 00:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by Bun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how interesting this will be to you but for me it was odd.
An 83 yr old lady came into the store to purchase Linseed oil, which is for cleaning or wood working. Anyway, she explained she was going to drink it as a cure for cancer. I read the label to her and she told me "I am 83 yrs old and you can't believe everything you read". We did not sell it to her. We sent her to the health food store as linseed is sold there, she must of been confused. Good thing she told us what she planned to do w/it.
2007-02-26 00:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Friday as I was driving into town, I saw a man in a 10 gallon cowboy hat sitting in a saddle and riding a texas longhorn cow. I swear to God this is true....I tripped out....lol
2007-02-26 02:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was driving on the highway and the car in front of me ended up skidding into the guard rail, then it (the car) was flung back into traffic and ended up getting hit by the cars in the other lanes.
2007-02-26 00:43:06 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there waas 6 of us walking along a road....and some one said if you see a puddle jump in it.....coming up the road was a lady dressed in beige with loads of shopping bags.......i saw a puddle...lol......some one said let this lady past....i never heard it...saw a puddle and slapped my foot in it....the lady got drenched....i wet my self laughing...and could not appologize for laughing......she took it in good stead....i still have a good laugh when relating this......it could only happen to me....i was 40 at the time.....lol....
2007-02-26 01:01:49 · answer #9 · answered by blackfootsoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was having surgery, and woke up in the middle of it. I couldn't feel anything, thank God, but very clearly heard, "Oh S H I T!"
2007-02-26 00:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by bibliophile31 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋