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if he's almost completely crippled and stays in his wheelchair 100% of the time

2007-02-26 00:29:06 · 3 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Health General Health Care Other - General Health Care

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The dude is a guy. Guys have penises which house the urethra - the tube from which urine passes from the bladder to outside. As a guy he can point and shoot. Some people in his situation have catheters. This is a tube which is passed into the urethra from the tip of the penis to the bladder. A balloon is then inflated to prevent it from falling out. The urine then drains into a bag which can be emptied. Other guys in this situation have carers to assist them to the toilet. In that case they would go like you or me.

2007-02-26 00:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by tootiredtocry 1 · 4 2

Ahh, an interesting question that I would be grateful for the opportunity to answer... It's a well known fact that Stephen Hawking IS the world's smartest man, and as such would burn a phenomenal amount of energy just from simple thoughts, like maybe... my nose is itchy! Therefore it would not be unreasonable to assume through time he has managed to harness and utilise this energy so efficiently that the need for toileting as we know it has been made completely redundant! All waste material has been expended through carefully focusing the mind. Truly an example of "Mind Over Waste Matter".

2007-02-26 00:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

He probably uses a highly sophisticated Quantum Mechanics principle to de-materialize his crap and teleport it directly into the toilet. No, just kidding, it is tragic, but he´d probably use probes installed internally into his body providing him outlets into a bag or something. Greatest genius of them all.

2007-02-26 00:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by Gabriel G 3 · 1 2

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