What will you trade me for this jar of sweet pickles, one box of cat hair, a quart of vodka....?

Question

old love letters, 6 pearl jam cds, and a pink water gun?

Answer 1

hmm... I'll give you a package of cheddar cheese, my cat's litter box (already full), a six pack of Smirnoff, a thousand monopoly dollars, the complete first season of Friends, and a partridge in a pear tree...

Answer 2

A jar of midgets, one box of dog hair, a quart of tequila, old post cards, one Nirvana, two Green Day and three Red Hot Chili Pepper cds and a crazy cat lady action figure.

Answer 3

3 old gray fuzzy golf club head covers, a set of used electric guitar strings, a black sharpie marker with a blunt tip, a Tupperware container with an unknown biological substance inside (still refrigerated) and a car seat cooler.

Answer 4

A novelty toy dog that turns it's head from side to side (sort of like it's watching traffic go past on a busy road), when you turn the handle on the side of the box it's sitting on.

Answer 5

My wife, four new batteries for the Rabbit, sweet perfume and a box of tissues as you will need them. Any deal.

Answer 6

a bottle of evaporated water, 4 tonnes of feathers, half a kilogram of invisable metal and a cloaking divice that can hide 5 tonnes of objects

now if only i could find where i put them....







i know its round here somwhere......




i think....

hmm sorry cant find it :(

peace out

Answer 7

I would give you a cucumber, five kittens, a jug of orange juice, my ex-girlfriend, concert tickets, and a water hose

Answer 8

I would trade an unopened bag of cheetos, and 2 pints of low lead easy sippin shine. :-) ;-)

Answer 9

A nearly empty bottle of vodka...

Answer 10

My Yahoo Answers coffee mug !!!