Because I'm getting annoyed now, I have seen him do it & spoken to him. He promises to replace it but he never does.
2007-02-26 00:22:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow you can still get milk delivery? I wouldn't be terribly upset, I mean you have been enjoying his paper.
2007-02-26 00:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by CrazyFarmer 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Meet the milkman a block before he gets to your house, and give him a bottle of milk with ipecac in it. Have him deliver that to your doorstep.
2007-02-26 08:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, because the milk on my doorstep would be spoiled
2007-02-26 08:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the milkman and change your billing address to your neighbors. Then steal his milk.
2007-02-26 08:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by Baw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your milkman to deliver next door and send him the bill since he uses the milk anyway.
2007-02-26 08:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Bullwinkle Moose 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab an empty bottle of milk, walk towards him, crush the bottom of the bottle and say threateningly, "DO YA WANT A PIECE OF ME"!!!!!!!
2007-02-26 08:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should make him walk the plank. I gotta get my milk, how else am i gonna grow and start dancing to "party boy" music?
2007-02-26 08:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move your doorstep, that'll confuse him, he obviously has an obsesive calcium disorder, tease him about it, that'd be funny.
2007-02-26 09:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave a note saying you put rat poison in it...see if he steals it again.
2007-02-26 08:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by Grogan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you gotta milk man?
2007-02-26 08:25:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋