A routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern.Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled around the car park for a while,with the officer quietly observing.After what seemed an eternity & trying his keys on 5 vehicles,the Man managed to find his car which he fell into.He was there for a few minutes,as a few other patrons left the bar & drove off.Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on & off(wasn't raining),flicked the indicators on,then off, tooted the horn & then switched on the lights.He moved the vehicle forward a few cm,reversed a little & then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.At last he pulled out of the car park & started to drive slowly down the road.The police officer,having patiently waited all this time,now started up the patrol car,put on the flash flashing lights,promptly
pulled the man over and carried out a.... continued-----
2007-02-25 23:38:13 · 11 answers · asked by sexy rack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Breathalyser test. To his amazement the Breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all .
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to The Police station this Breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
(ALWAYS REMEMBER RESPONSIBLE DRIVING AND DONT DRINK AND DRIVE )
2007-02-25 23:41:15 · update #1
OMG I had no idea that the story was going to end like that. So while the police was watching him every other drunk got away. Pretty cool story and very well told.
2007-02-25 23:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The driver had the choice at any time to NOT drive. It's not the job of the police to "save" the driver from making the wrong decision.Nobody's life was in danger...yet. If you want to blame someone,blame the bar/bartender.Providing alcohol when he was as you say "so intoxicated that he could barely walk" was completely irresponsible.
2007-02-25 23:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool
2007-02-25 23:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Figures... thats the law for you.
2007-03-05 14:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by totallymine2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story!! Hmmmmmmmm.......Great Idea!LOL
2007-02-25 23:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by roosmom 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that's a good story!
2007-02-25 23:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mackenzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mothers against drunk drivers
2007-03-05 15:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by kinkodaclown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!...why didn't I think of that!!
2007-03-04 14:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! I like how you described how confused the drunkie is! =)
Please finish it! I'm so curious!
2007-02-25 23:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by blimey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That was cute.
2007-03-05 05:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋