you're in a battle to the death with a wooden spoon. your opponent must die from the spoon. how do you do it. The more messy the better!
2007-02-25 22:30:23 · 26 answers · asked by Dominic h 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Use the spoon to feed him haggis. He will kill himself.
2007-02-25 22:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Impale the end of the wooden spoon in the opponents eyes or eyes. Ram it right though into the brain. Mix up the brain with the spoon. With the brain damage & blood loss i think death would be near.
2007-02-25 22:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by meko76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, You are in a gross mood are you!!! I would think to get the job none would be to push the handle threw the eye of the man. Deep and bloody until the mouth part of the spoon means the opening of the eye. That will do the job. LOL It's still very gross.
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2007-02-25 22:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mother has broken 5 wooden spoons on my back before the age of twelve, so i advise not to beat him to death....
Hit him and the spoon will break if it has been used for cooking beforehand, take the sharp point and poke him like a pin cushion....should look a bit like a slug that has been stuck with a branch.....mmmm gore.
Try and stab him in his carotid artery found on the right side of the neck....he should bleed out in about 3 minutes....
Then take the spoon part and gouge the mother's eyes out and put them in his mouth.....
2007-02-25 22:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shove the handle through the eye, pull it out then force the spoon end into the socket and push down so spoon enters brain then start scooping out, you might have to stir it a bit first.
2007-02-25 22:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by SAR13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAKE Sure that the DISH is not a witness cause the Dish will run away with the Spoon, and the Cow will jump over the Moon. Hey diddle diddle 3 Dogs will also laugh, and the Cat will play the Fiddle.
2007-02-25 22:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ram the end of the spoon down his throat. Or you could push it through his eye, into his brain. I think that would work better if you snapped the spoon in half.
2007-02-25 22:33:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine this is for some sort of fictional story, but if you'd like graphic, stick the spoon into his mouth and lever it up with the handle, dislocating his jaw, and snapping the handle, then drive the handle into his eye.
Death would be from blood loss.
2007-02-25 22:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jason W-S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ram the other end of the spoon in his eye with enough force to penetrate the brain.
If he's still twitching, scoop out the other eye with the spoon and pour salt in the hole...shock should finish him off
2007-02-25 22:34:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Manage to break the spoon when you beat them with it, then jab the jagged end into their eye or ear forcing the spoon into their brain.
2007-02-25 22:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by vospire s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Break the spoon to make a long spike.
Use it to sever or punture neck arteries or leg arteries or through an eye and spin around in the brain
2007-02-26 00:36:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋