its my birthday today & i'm spending it alone, will you make me something from stuff you have lying around you? pleeeease? can i open it now? what is it? what is it?
2007-02-25 21:11:58 · 25 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Making you a silk ballgown from material I wanted to make curtains with, but now is the wrong colour to go with my furniture. The style will be medieval with the lacing and cool bodice. Do you have long hair? Wear it loose and find some Gothic looking jewelry to wear with it.
There, you look great!
2007-02-25 21:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope this will cheer you up lol
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.
"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.
"You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."
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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.
I wish you a very happy birthday, and many of them, skycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-26 05:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont have any thing nice around me that I can gift u on ur b'day. I thought to send u the cutest and sweetest gift in this world but the post man shouted at me saying: " get out of the post box"
hahaha jokes apart, I would like to say something abt u may be that would make u cheer up!!
I think it was a very rainy day when u were born. Nope!! It was not rain it was the sky who lost its most beautiful star and that was u.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
2007-02-26 05:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by confused 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a present here with all kinds of pretty paper and bows all the colors of the rainbows. Inside is a wish for happiness, joy, health and love for the following year and all the years of your life to come. Keep it always as it will never tarnish with age and pass it around to all you meet as that will double and triple it.
2007-02-26 05:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh I haven't much lying around except my old golden retriever, but you are really welcome to have a big cuddle off her if you like.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear fi x, happy birthday to you,
may your hopes, dreams and wishes be the surprises today on your birthday, enjoy and hope you feel much better soon.
2007-02-26 05:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
happy birthdaty i have nothing lying around to make you anything as i am a very tidy person but have a good day anyway hope you get everything you want
2007-02-26 05:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy birthday, darlin'. Here's you a nice surprise. I know the box is big and it smells like cat S*H*I*T, but it's the thought that counts. Right?
2007-02-26 06:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I let my puppy give you a kiss by letting him lick the computer screen. He's a cute Pembroke Welsh Corgi puppy named Stuart, and he says "woof, woof, Happy Birthday!"
2007-02-26 05:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
I'll make you a structure out of Bill Bryson books and Pet Shop Boys CD's.
I call it 'Bryson Boys'.
2007-02-26 05:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, I'm going to tear up my mattress and fashion it into a large wobbly cat, with ears slightly too big. How's that?
Whoops, one of it's legs has just fallen off... don't worry, I'll tape it back on.
2007-02-26 05:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Boofie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋