What the funniest sentence you can make with Radio Call signs?

Question

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot etc.

Answer 1

alpha-the beginning is better than the end
my romeo taught me to tango in a hotel in India. he played golf in a uniform. we drank whiskey, and he called me his Juliet in Quebec. He read foxtrot to me in Lima, on a hot November morning. Whilst love making, my Yankee spoke Zulu, and I called him papa, and screamed bravo; the echo was heard through the sierra mtns.
He misspelled my name...DELTA, with all caps... I didn't know what to call him anymore...mike? victor? charlie? oscar? it ended badly on a bouncy castle. He needed x-rays, and a kilo of cocaine to combat the pain. I told him he should have stayed away from those tequila slammers.

Answer 2

Charlie! Foxtrot! Foxtrot, Charlie!!!... Tango? Bravo, Charlie, Bravo...

Answer 3

Romeo Romeo Echo Bravo Romeo

Answer 4

ALPHA N HOTEL U TANGO with DELTA O BRAVO says MIKE, ROMEO and JULIET went to INDIA V I FOXTROT on NOVEMBER. KILO and LIMA YANKEE themselves in UNIFORM as SIERRA and PAPA watched. In QUEBEC, CHARLIE ECHO VICTOR the GOLF but needed a X-RAY as OSCAR ZULU drenk WHISKEY made from P

Answer 5

A .......... ALPHA N .......... NOVEMBER
B .......... BRAVO O .......... OSCAR
C .......... CHARLIE P .......... PAPA
D .......... DELTA Q .......... QUEBEC
E .......... ECHO R .......... ROMEO
F .......... FOXTROT S .......... SIERRA
G .......... GOLF T .......... TANGO
H .......... HOTEL U .......... UNIFORM
I .......... INDIA V .......... VICTOR
J .......... JULIET W .......... WHISKEY
K .......... KILO X .......... X-RAY
L .......... LIMA Y .......... YANKEE
M .......... MIKE Z .......... ZULU


using only these words or can we add a few?

back in NOVEMBER, CHARLIE, MIKE & OSCAR had a GOLF outting, they went back to the HOTEL and met up with JULIET, ECHO & SIERRA , they all drank too much WHISKEY and snorted almost a KILO and began dancing the FOXTROT, The crowd gathered round and yelled BRAVO, they went back to their rooms and got out of UNIFORM & and did the horizontal TANGO not knowing the ladies were all married to VICTOR, ROMEO & ZULU from the DELTA, QUEBEC & INDIA well after the fight they all needed X-RAYs because they pulled to hard on their YANKEE but one of them goofed up and ended up a PAPA with their ALPHA child named LIMA

there is all 26, how was that? lol i know too much time on my hands

Answer 6

Romeo and Juliet bought some Whiskey and went off to the Hotel on the other side of the Ocean where her Papa could not hear the Echo of their horizontal Tango.

Answer 7

Charlie, X-ray Romeo

Answer 8

I miss read your question. I thought you were asking about the call letters. I'm giving my answer anyway.
A b, c d dogs? M n no dogs. O s a r. Now I have to answer your question...I don't know any.